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I would make a "witty" title but you guys would mock it so whatever

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  • HexartesHexartes
    Oh.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *burns state governments to the ground* ok there like 50% of American problems are gone
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that fuzzy math strikes again
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    geometry superiority
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg it worked, this thread is not about mocking me for trying to mock something when I am mock-worthy myself
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mock on, mock on
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But really I just wanted to highlight how much I hate Republican senators.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well that's rather sane of you
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Honestly, while I understand why people promote Texas as the symbol of uber-conservatism, all the really bad stories seem to come out of Arizona.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    But I like Arizona!  It has wonderful Geology!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Arizona was fine until people got there
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Imipolex G said:

    Arizona was fine until people got there

    WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHEMEHUEVI, CHIRICAHUA, COCOPAH, TONTO APACHE, HAVASUPAI, HOPI, HUALAPAI, MARICOPA, MOHAVE, NAVAJO, SOUTHERN PAIUTE, PIMA, QUECHAN, TEWA, TOHONO O'ODHAM, SOUTHER UTE, WESTERN APACHE, HALCHIDIHOMA, YAQUI AND ZUNI PEOPLE IMI

    WHAT KIND OF RACIST ARE YOU
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I happen to be one of those people, good sir. Half, anyway.

    N-word privileges
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm not sure how it happened (all the old farts in Phoenix, maybe?), but Arizona's state government makes Texas look like Massachusetts. :P 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Jan Freakin' Brewer
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    well, in some more positive development, in pennsylvania:
    3:19 PM PT: PA-Gov: The narrator in Rob McCord's new ad
    says that McCord is the only Democrat running for governor "who has
    actually battled Tom Corbett in Harrisburg—and won." What was the fight?
    "When Corbett tried to hand the state lottery to a foreign firm, McCord
    said no, protecting Pennsylvania's seniors." The rest of the spot also
    tries to distinguish McCord, saying he's the only Democrat who supports a
    minimum wage of $10.70 an hour. Everyone else wants $10.10 apparently,
    so this is a welcome race to the top, for once.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    lee4hmz said:

    I'm not sure how it happened (all the old farts in Phoenix, maybe?), but Arizona's state government makes Texas look like Massachusetts. :P 

    they have really good campaign finance laws that allow people to get in without having to suck up to the business community

    hence, they only have to appeal to the average Arizonan.  who is a douchebag
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    also algebra is the opposite of fuzzy math

    it's the analysts who throw epsilons everywhere
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    -calica said:

    lee4hmz said:

    I'm not sure how it happened (all the old farts in Phoenix, maybe?), but Arizona's state government makes Texas look like Massachusetts. :P 

    they have really good campaign finance laws that allow people to get in without having to suck up to the business community

    hence, they only have to appeal to the average Arizonan.  who is a douchebag
    Yeah, it's like the opposite of, say Virginia or California. Here and in Cali, the big cities are liberal/progressive strongholds and all the Tea Partiers and Birchers stick to the rural areas, whereas Phoenix is pretty much Rapture (:P) and it's smaller cities like Tucson and Flagstaff where the cool people are.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    fun fact: in Wisconsin, the rural areas are, on balance, light blue, and the urban areas are dark blue, while the reason the state sometimes elects statewide Republicans is mainly due to three very dark red, very heavily populated suburban counties surrounding Milwaukee.

    this "circle of ignorance", as some people call them, consists of Waukesha, Ozaukee, and Washington Counties.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    And Wauke$ha Waukesha County just gave us this to chew on: http://www.jsonline.com/news/ron-johnson-did-not-tell-police-of-assault-allegations-three-years-ago-b99240536z1-253954591.html
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