Everyone, behold: The fragility of the male ego.

Hexartes

WEAK LIKE DELICATE BUTTERFLY

Princess Alice

hahaha

Tre

self-esteem is a strange thing

Obā-san

why would someone's self esteem hinge around the size of their penis when they don't have an erection

Princess Alice

Yon Assassin said:

why would someone's self esteem hinge around the size of their penis when they don't have an erection

That is pretty stupid

Klinotaxis

you'd think the urinary catheter would be more of an ego blow

Imipolex G

never got the cock size thing

although, they let women be astronauts now too, don't they? how do they relieve themselves?

Tachyon

they could have just given it in inches

would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes

...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve

Klinotaxis

Imipolex G said:

although, they let women be astronauts now too, don't they? how do they relieve themselves?

you think they don't have urethras?

Tachyon said:

they could have just given it in inches

1. 
   
   heathen imperial units
2. i don't know how big any penises are that pecifically
   

Imipolex G

*looks up urethra* well I guess that makes sense

Tachyon

Klinotaxis said:

i don't know how big any penises are that pecifically

yeah, but you know how big an inch is

Imipolex G said:

*looks up urethra*

i am not going to comment on this

i am just calling attention to the fact that you said it

Anonus

I like my American hodgepodge of metric and imperial dammit

Imipolex G

I don't know too much about that area of the body

just sayin'

Miss Miko Mayonegg

What if one day I am the surgeon who performs SRS on you? :o

Imipolex G

then I hope you know more than I do

Tachyon

Imipolex G said:

I don't know too much about that area of the body

just sayin'

i wasn't calling you ignorant

Imipolex G

then what were you calling me

Imipolex G

are you saying I was literally looking up a urethra

that is highly unlikely

Tachyon

i said i wasn't going to comment!

but yes, that is why that post amused me

Imipolex G

and that is why you heap

Klinotaxis

if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs

Justice4243

Klinotaxis said:

if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs

I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 

Princess Alice

Tachyon said:

they could have just given it in inches

would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes

...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve

The impression I got was that the people who gave the sizes the sillier names did so knowingly.

I guess you could say they were taking the piss. (Sorry.)

Justice4243

Central Avenue said:

Tachyon said:

they could have just given it in inches

would have been less silly than the revised names for the sizes

...although i guess then there'd be a potential for confusion over size of penis (erect) vs. size of sleeve

The impression I got was that the people who gave the sizes the sillier names did so knowingly.

I guess you could say they were taking the piss. (Sorry.)

Good one.

Klinotaxis

Justice4243 said:

Klinotaxis said:

if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs

I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 

i don't make dehydrated foods for the market

Justice4243

Fair enough.

glennmagusharvey

Klinotaxis said:

Justice4243 said:

Klinotaxis said:

if you were trans and an astronaut could you be a transtronaut? that's not a joke i'm jsut testing the waters for my new brand of transttronaut-themed dehydrated foodstuffs

I sense there'd be a limited market for such things... 

i don't make dehydrated foods for the market

are you concerned that such products would be too illiquid?

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Imipolex G said:

then I hope you know more than I do

Yes, but... before I sedate you I am going to show you a video clip of SRS being performed and make sure you know exactly what I am about to do to your genitals. ^_^

Imipolex G

D:

Miss Miko Mayonegg

*pulls close* You are going to love it!! You will be a happy Imipolex G. ^_^ Perhaps I will even let you be awake~

Klinotaxis

i lost like five followers for posting an SRS video once. was a good day

Previous Calica

I never did watch that video.

Princess Alice

I did! It was pretty impressive.

Klinotaxis

yeah i'm uninterested in getting my genitals rearranged but it's like, holy shit, i had no idea surgeons could do that. it's impresive jut that from standpoint

Imipolex G

frankly I'm scared to watch that kind of thing

Princess Alice

Tbh I wouldn't have watched it if not for the fact that I intend to have that done someday

I figured it would be nice to know how it works

MetaFour

Kexruct said:

WEAK LIKE DELICATE BUTTERFLY

'Twould have been better to use florid and completely unhelpful euphemisms instead. Instead of "medium", try "trouser anaconda". Instead of "small", try "thunderous man-meat". Etc.

criminalscum

MetaFour said:

'Twould have been better to use florid and completely unhelpful euphemisms instead. Instead of "medium", try "trouser anaconda". Instead of "small", try "thunderous man-meat". Etc.

Hermione hiked up her skirt, then the wicked old screw unbuttoned his robes, unzipped his trousers, produced a one-eyed trouser anaconda that reminded Harry of the Firebolt, and rogered the hell out of her, just like that.