A detailed review of Dollar Depot's knockoff of England

Princess Alice

The "River Times" fell apart the moment I tried to put water in it. Why did I buy this?

glennmagusharvey

is the River Times a river

or is it something you multiply by a river

because maybe you shouldn't multiply a river by a river

you can't square a river

so when you tried

it fell apart

that was a safety feature to keep the universe intact