The Senior Superlatives Agglomeration of the Heapers' Hangout

Hexartes

Coolest: Sunn Wolf

Best dressed: Yon Assassin

Most regal: Central Avenue

Most likely to succeed: Anonus

Most literate crocodile: Miko

Salix Babylonika

Kexruct said:

Most literate crocodile: Miko

now wait just a minute here

Hexartes

Burgundy Queen said:

Kexruct said:

Most literate crocodile: Miko

now wait just a minute here

(I hope Aliroz isn't offended by that joke)

Salix Babylonika

also the exclusion of a "most arid" category is unfortunate, I was a shoe-in.

Imipolex G

I get to be Most Cow

Miss Miko Mayonegg

^_^;

Previous Calica

Burgundy Queen said:

Kexruct said:

Most literate crocodile: Miko

now wait just a minute here

nah I think it's true

sunn wolf

thank you, although may i point out my username is all in lowercase, and this is a key part of my being and coolness, as it shows i am a cool and chilled out dude who doesnt need capital letters to have fun because he's laid back and totally a bro. thank you

Tanya

sunn wolf is a strong independant heaper who dont need no capitals.

Vriska

What, no "Most Likely to Get All the Levrels (All of Them)"?

Tre

I should be "Dumbest Ass" on here

Hexartes

You were in 8th place for that one.

Hexartes

Tre said:

I should be "Dumbest Ass" on here

Sorry, you scored much much higher than all the other entrants. To be fair, though, they weren't exactly able to hold pencils.

Vriska

8th place? ::::o

Did I win aaaaaaaanything?

Tre

We have members who can't hold pencils?

Able-bodied ones?

Hexartes

Tre said:

We have members who can't hold pencils?

Able-bodied ones?

The joke is that they're donkeys.