Further proof that Comp Sci is nothing but fashionable nonsense

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  • dafuq does this have to do with comp sci as a whole

    this is about publishers being unscrupulous
  • of course with you i can never tell whether you're being genuine or sarcastic

    it's like an onion wrapped in an enigma tied up in a box of pixie sticks or whatever i have no idea where this analogy is going anymore
  • edited 2014-02-26 11:58:02
    so i just assume you're writing straight unless proven otherwise

    much easier to deal with

    fuck sarcasm on the internet

    it's all over the fucking place and it's poisoning our discourse in the name of some idiots being smug jerks who want to feel superior by social posing using mockery

    fuck mockery

    want to fight about something, get DOWN to its level.

    fuck "get on my level".  your level sucks and you should feel bad because you are making an arbitrarily high level just to show off how oh-so-socially-adept you are.  fuck your level and everything your level stands for.

    no one else go to that guy's level.  pelt him with rotten tomatoes or something.  i'll provide the tomatoes.  and popcorn.
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    immediately came to mind
  • so when xkcd's new time now comic launched last night...it didn't work
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >fashionable nonsense

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  • kill living beings
    foo bar baz

    Fashionable Nonsense is the title of a book by Alan Sokal. Alan Sokal is a professor of mathematics publically best known for the "Sokal Affair", in which he submitted a deliberately nonsensical article to a (non-peer reviewed) journal of critical theory called Social Text. Fashionable Nonsense claims, roughly, that postmodernism in academia and fields that get inundated with it (such as critical theory) are nonsense, and that's why Sokal can submit gibberish to them and get accepted.

    The news article linked concerns a similar situation to the Sokal affair. In particular, a researcher mechanically generated a number of papers and submitted them to (I think, again, non-peer-reviewed) conferences where they were accepted. The difference of course is that these papers concerned computer science, rather than critical theory.

    The intended joke here, I believe, is an assertion that by Sokal's reasoning this means that computer science is nonsense, and Sokal probably does not want to think that computer science is nonsense. Furthermore, it is likely that Myrmidon does not think that computer science is nonsense, or probably even that critical theory is not nonsense, and therefore asserts that the entire Sokalian methodology is invalid.

    It is possibly worth mentioning that similar Sokalian attempts have been successful. For example, back in October of 2013, a biologist Bohannon submitted a nonsense paper to a number of open access journals, in a criticism of open access policies/journals as a whole. As you can see from the regurgitation I have linked, Sokal the innovator is well known within the communities of people who actually care about journals.

    It is also possibly notable that responses such as questioning the particular journals' integrity have been common in response to the original Sokal as well as imitators, as in this thread. Of course, IEEE and Springer are very much not minor publishers; and neither is Duke University, the publishers of Social Text.

    Finally, remember that we have no shortage of pins. Don't be afraid to use as many pins as you need or want to hold the skin and fascia over frog's body cavity open. It is likely that without the body cavity being fully exposed, you will be unable to effectively investigate the animal's interior.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i profess myself unconvinced that critical theory is nonsense, in part because some of it appears to make perfect sense, and in part, admittedly, because i'm being taught by people who take it very seriously and i don't want to believe i've wasted the last 4 years of my life being taught by idiots.
  • I think a more believable claim is that it's not necessarily scientific.

    Although I'd find that kind of claim to sort of be missing the point.
  • kill living beings
    is it true you take freud seriously
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sort of?

    we don't consider him an authority on psychology, if that's what you're asking

    his dream analyses are still read as an alternative method for decoding imagery, but direct Freudian psychoanalyses of texts are considered dated

    there is a field of theory based on psychoanalysis, but that's more of a post-structuralist thing and doesn't have a lot to do with Freud himself (and is also very controversial even within theory)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Freud is what Foucault would call a 'founder of discursivity'

    that is to say, a lot of 'Freudian' writing is by people who strongly disagree with him, but they're still Freudian because they're using his terminology and responding to his ideas
  • kill living beings
    last time i looked at critical theory (on a casual thread, because i can't read that shit for the life of me) there was a guy talking about how important psychoanalysis was and "The Clinic"

    and i'm just sitting here like oh my god if you're going to fetishize some fucking european nutjob couldn't you go for someone cool like vygotsky or someone who generally iddn't just make shit up about wolf trees

    what's the deal with wolf trees

    anyway i don't know anything about critical theory

    i do know some hilarious CS shit tho
  • kill living beings
    Tachyon said:

    Freud is what Foucault would call a 'founder of discursivity'

    that is to say, a lot of 'Freudian' writing is by people who strongly disagree with him, but they're still Freudian because they're using his terminology and responding to his ideas

    no, see, why, god, fuck his ideas, let them just die alone

    i don't ge twhy you'd use him for non-psychology anyway, like what the fuck? i'm not going to talk about my field with fourier's descriptions of heat equations
  • edited 2014-02-27 05:23:33
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there's a Freudian expert at my uni, they do still exist

    it's a subject that tends to produce rather polarizing opinions, though
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    Freud is what Foucault would call a 'founder of discursivity'

    that is to say, a lot of 'Freudian' writing is by people who strongly disagree with him, but they're still Freudian because they're using his terminology and responding to his ideas

    no, see, why, god, fuck his ideas, let them just die alone

    i don't ge twhy you'd use him for non-psychology anyway, like what the fuck? i'm not going to talk about my field with fourier's descriptions of heat equations
    well, technically anything that's written can be studied as literature, but that's beside the point

    unless you want us to throw out everything that refers to the unconscious on the basis that Freud popularized the term, a founder of discursivity he will remain
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also i guess as far as the literature of a certain period is concerned, Freud will always remain relevant due to his direct influence on culture, deserved or no
  • kill living beings
    unconscious is one thing, dream interpretation is very much another. surely you don't have to deal with everything a person thought. just pick and choose what isn't wack
  • Klinturbury Tales you are assuming that Tachyon has sole and total domain over the entirety of scholarship in his field, which is as obviously untrue as saying the sky is composed entirely of pickled wood.
  • edited 2014-02-27 05:22:51
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Klinotaxis, that's something that's very much understood and acknowledged

    dream interpretation is actually kind of interesting because it provides an alternative way of looking at certain forms of common imagery, but very few people consider it anything more than that.

    actual psychoanalysis (as practiced by Freud) is dated and is not really practiced anymore, and the various derived approaches are, as i say, controversial.

    i am not, i should add, a Freudian, nor am i particularly versed in psychoanalysis, so 'it's controversial' is the closest i'm going to come to defending it
  • kill living beings

    Klinturbury Tales you are assuming that Tachyon has sole and total domain over the entirety of scholarship in his field, which is as obviously untrue as saying the sky is composed entirely of pickled wood.

    oh i don't think anything is under tachyon's control. i just really hate freud, i guess? and am getting it out in a joke thread inspired by something i linked to myrmidon??

    i can try to be charitable for once. i like jung. not as a psychologist, i can't recall anything good he did there, unlike freud. freud i can say was a pioneer of developmental psychology, or something. but jung's crazy ideas about psychology don't affect me in the same way. and archetypes are nice for what they are. probably his aren't /so/ useful in analysis of literature but it's some kind of start? maybe it's analogous for freud?? mods??? just ugh trauma

    so does anyone want to hear about how kolmogorov complexity solves hume,
  • Klinturbury Tales you are assuming that Tachyon has sole and total domain over the entirety of scholarship in his field, which is as obviously untrue as saying the sky is composed entirely of pickled wood.

    oh i don't think anything is under tachyon's control. i just really hate freud, i guess? and am getting it out in a joke thread inspired by something i linked to myrmidon??

    i can try to be charitable for once. i like jung. not as a psychologist, i can't recall anything good he did there, unlike freud. freud i can say was a pioneer of developmental psychology, or something. but jung's crazy ideas about psychology don't affect me in the same way. and archetypes are nice for what they are. probably his aren't /so/ useful in analysis of literature but it's some kind of start? maybe it's analogous for freud?? mods??? just ugh trauma

    so does anyone want to hear about how kolmogorov complexity solves hume,
    have you considered that you might be a bottle of vodka
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Honestly i think if an idea can be used in literary analysis, someone will have used it.  Jungian archetypes have certainly been used.

    but i guess they don't lend themselves so well to poststructuralist approaches?  and theory still hasn't quite gotten over its collective hard-on for poststructuralism

    i dunno what kolmogorov complexity is but go for it

  • i do know some hilarious CS shit tho

    Haskell.

    (teehee)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i now know what kolmogorov complexity is if anyone feels like posting about it
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    image

    immediately came to mind
    You know, I'm a huge fan of literary criticism and I believe that this is entirely possible.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it always struck me as kind of ironic that 'The deconstruction is inextricable from not only the text, but also the self' is just basic Lacan
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well, ok, it's a Derridean poststructuralist reading of Lacan, but it's something that follows as a basic assumption from that.
  • edited 2014-02-28 03:17:06
    kill living beings
    well basically

    kolmogorov complexity: what if we characterized generic "complexity" of objects by seeing what the length of the shortest algorithm that can describe them is? oops it's impossible to get any actual numbers for that because [basic halting problem reduction]. well, let's do it anyway

    now let's apply this to some weird shit. let's say induction. induction is where bla bla basic logic class here. so we have some data and we want to figure out what hypothesis is best. what if:
    1. we used occam's razor
    2. we defined simplicity for occam as a small kolmogorov complexity
    3. Whoa, Man

    specifically we use bayesian inference to go from some data to a hypothesis. now the usual bayesian problem is that to pick a prior you basically just make some shit up. however we can get around that by using the 'solomonoff distribution' named after some smart dude named solomonoff. the solomonoff distribution to oversimplify even more lol treats parameters with low kolmogorov complexity as more probable. so we use that as our initial prior and go crazy.

    cite: li, vitányi 2008. good book but lol

    The philosopher D. Hume (1711-1776) argued that true induction is impossible because we can reach conclusions only by using known data and methods. Therefore, the conclusion is logically already contained in the start configuration. Consequently, the only form of induction possible is deduction. Philosophers have tried to find a way out of this deterministic conundrum by appealing to probabilistic reasoning such as using Bayes's rule. One problem with this is where the prior probability one uses has to come from. Unsatisfactory solutions have been proposed by philosophers such as R. Carnap (1891-1970) and K.R. Popper.

    However, R.J. Solomonoff's inductive method[...] may give a rigorous and satisfactory solution to this old problem in philosophy.

    Essentially, combining the ideas of Epicurus, Ockham, Bayes, and modern computability theory, Solomonoff has successfully invented a perfect theory of induction. It incorporates Epicurus's multiple explanations idea, since no hypothesis that is still consistent with the data will be eliminated. It incorporates Ockham's simplest explanation idea, since the hypotheses with low Kolmogorov complexity are more probable. The inductive reasoning is performed by means of the mathematically sound rule of Bayes.

    did i just blow your mind?? <-- not part of the book

    advanced readers may note a few problems such as

    • wait what was that about kolmogorov complexity being impossible to actually computer
    • what does that even have to do with hume, at all
    • the only reasoners we are aware of (animals) apparently don't use an approach anything like this and they're pretty successful and haha j/k i'm a computer scientist who gives a shit about animals
    • no, really, back up, your perfect theory is impossible to actually perform???
    • i mean it can be approximated but like why
    • why

    so

    does that inextricability thing mean that an analysis is going to be bound to its author as well as to the thing being analyzed

    btw what is critical theory i honestly have no idea. i kind of don't care just because it doesn't seem like it'll be relevant to me ever but like what's even going on there. i literally know more about water bears than about lacan. well ok i know he did that matheme thing ha ha ufukcing ha

  • edited 2014-02-28 10:46:02
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, brains don't work like normal computers at all...they're closer to telephone exchanges, or perhaps a giant FPGA where the cells are all op-amps.
  • kill living beings
    well, that, but more like at the "high level" it doesn't look like we use bayesian inference (cite: i forget) though biological neural networks are definitely capable of it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    btw what is critical theory i honestly have no idea. i kind of don't care just because it doesn't seem like it'll be relevant to me ever but like what's even going on there. i literally know more about water bears than about lacan. well ok i know he did that matheme thing ha ha ufukcing ha

    Basically it's the more speculative, jargon-heavy side of the humanities.

    It doesn't really have any shared goal or method, other than a shared body of reference.

    Also Marxism, usually.
  • edited 2014-02-28 12:30:10
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    really the halting problem is the least of your worries if you're trying to refute Hume using Occam's razor, since you're still applying an epistemological principle to a metaphysical argument

    i mean i guess it could still be an interesting and potentially useful exercise, but it's still nothing to do with Hume or the fundamental problem of induction

    i mean unless you envision the sceptic as some kind of philosophical troll who thinks all science should be thrown out the window, but that's not Hume at all

    it's like trying to refute Descartes' demon argument using string theory

    it's completely the wrong tool for the task at hand

    this is stating the obvious, maybe
  • kill living beings
    that's what i was thinking with "what does that even have to do with hume" yeah
  • BeeBee
    edited 2014-02-28 21:11:42

    well, that, but more like at the "high level" it doesn't look like we use bayesian inference (cite: i forget) though biological neural networks are definitely capable of it

    Biological neural networks are associative memory.  Stimulus fires neural connections which in turn reinforces those same connections.  It's like Bayes, but if you cut out all the math, limited it to relatively few degrees of association with sharply increasing barriers to adding more, and made it prone to randomly over-weighting parameters until it finds something that works.

    It winds up being computationally incapable of real Bayes, but more flexible than a computer when dealing with abstract matters because that's when the spaghetti-at-wall approach to association actually works.
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