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If you were Napoleon

CorvinaCorvina
edited 2014-02-09 22:45:52 in General
Imagine you're Napoleon. The day is December 2, 1804 (11 Frimaire XIII). What do you do from here on?




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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    abdicate
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    "invent" the Hall–Heroult process, make france fabulously wealthy.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    edited 2014-02-11 11:48:39
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Flee to America, change my name to Harland, and start a little known chain of eateries. Also, curse a Kansai baseball team, just because.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Assemble a crack naval team, ally myself with the Irish and take over England.
  • HexartesHexartes
    Discover the secret to immortality, lay low for a while after faking my own death, meet Leo Tolstoy and just give him the biggest death glare.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Flee to America, change my name to Harland, and start a little known chain of eateries. Also, curse a Kansai baseball team, just because.

    not "just" because, but because they decided that all white people look alike
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