Are you experiencing a tinge of anger, friend?

Hexartes

I sympathize with the feeling of having no girlfriend, brother.

Sredni Vashtar

I am impressed by your capacity for discovery, comrade! Where would you happen to have come upon this gem of novelty?

Alduin

Please present us verification through photographs; otherwise, your claim's legitimacy is disregarded.

Sredni Vashtar

I am erupting in audible conniptions of mirth in response to your statement, to the point that I am lolling nigh-helplessly upon the floorboards of my domicile.

criminalscum

Engineer: Somebody has planted a bomb. (lit. It appears that an unknown party has planted an explosive)
Radio Operator: We're getting a video on the main screen (lit. A visual is coming on the main screen.)
CATS: With the cooperation of Federation Forces, all of your bases now belong to us (lit. CATS has received all of your bases.)
CATS: Treasure what little time remains in your lives.
Captain: I ask of you, ZIG.
Captain: ...let there be hope for our future (lit. ...to our future, [restore] hope.)

Sredni Vashtar

What a rollicking anecdote, my entertaining compatriot!

Hexartes

As you have spoken your points in an excessively long winded and ostentatious manner, I must confess that I have not paid them any mind. 

Imipolex G

display mammary glands or remove yourself from the premises

Haven

A repeated bird onomatopoeia, Oedipus!