Announcing a New Creative Partnership Between ABC Inc. And Sea Urchin Enterprises

Salix Babylonika

Boom!

You thought you knew television! Well you don't! Because now television is SEA URCHINS!

All those sitcoms you love? Sea urchins! Which you'll love even more! Care Bears? How about Care Sea Urchins? It's 6,900% better! IT'S PROVEN STATISTICS!

Coming this fall:

Care Sea Urchins!
Strawberry Urchincake!
Sea Urchin Tuxedo!
Urchin! The Sea Urchin!
Urchin's Head!

ALL COMING AT YOU IN SPECTACULAR COLOR TEE-VEE!

also WE OWN THE ENTIRE OCEAN

Anonus

I see content from DISNEY in there

Princess Alice

Even Disney couldn't resist the siren call of sea urchins ^_^

Salix Babylonika

it's not Disney's anymore because we own the ocean where the vast majority of The Little Mermaid takes place, and indeed, we own every ocean.

Also coming to ABC This Fall

ABOUT 60-75% OF THE LITTLE MERMAID!

DISNEY USED TO OWN IT! AND NOW THEY DON'T!

SUCK IT, WALTER.

Salix Babylonika

^{*ABC and SUE would like to disclaim that they are in no way affiliated with Burns Energy, Lexcorp, Or The Really Really Bad People Company}

Anonus

Does this mean that Sea Urchin Enterprises owns SpongeBob SquarePants now too?

Salix Babylonika

well Bikini Bottom is in an atoll, which is technically only part of an ocean, so we're working it out with our lawyers.

(our lawyers are seagulls)

Salix Babylonika

we would also like to disclaim that our programming is in no way a front for a Cthuloid cult and our board of directors most certainly does not consist of a pantheon of marginally more obscure, but still frequently misrepresented, Lovecraftian elder gods.

Klinotaxis

do you own that lake in death valley with the fish

Salix Babylonika

is it part of the ocean