Pop star movies

Odradek

All that happens is documentaries now.

What happened to old pop star movies? Why isn't One Direction being inexplicably sent to unearth the lost jewel of Atum-Ka in the pyramids of Egypt? Why isn't Katy Perry going on a road trip with Taylor Swift, dammit?

Obā-san

Why isn't One Direction being inexplicably sent to unearth the lost jewel of Atum-Ka in the pyramids of Egypt? 

man i'd so watch that ngl

glennmagusharvey

Well, there is AKB0048.

Imipolex G

in other words, you want Help! instead of A Hard Day's Night.

Klinotaxis

spice girls

Section42L

Is anyone in the mood for some hovercraft basketball?

Anonus

Odradek said:

All that happens is documentaries now.

What happened to old pop star movies? Why isn't One Direction being inexplicably sent to unearth the lost jewel of Atum-Ka in the pyramids of Egypt? Why isn't Katy Perry going on a road trip with Taylor Swift, dammit?

because Hollywood is too busy making movies based on breakfast cereal mascots

(okay, maybe not now, but it wouldn't surprise me if Kellogg's Entertainment sprung up and its first project were a Toucan Sam movie)

Obā-san

man i loved Help! when i was little

Imipolex G

I liked Help! too.

Also, Froot Loops are great

Anonus

but would they make a great movie

or even a good one

Imipolex G

with the right people making it, sure

KJI

Yeah, I sure do miss Crossroads and Glitter.

KJI

That last post was sarcastic, by the way. I do not miss those films, because they are bad.

Odradek

KJI said:

Yeah, I sure do miss Crossroads and Glitter.

This but unironically

Odradek

Odradek said:

All that happens is documentaries now.

What happened to old pop star movies? Why isn't One Direction being inexplicably sent to unearth the lost jewel of Atum-Ka in the pyramids of Egypt? Why isn't Katy Perry going on a road trip with Taylor Swift, dammit?

If this had happened, Zayn wouldn't have left