Why does this always happen to me?(antinatalist's lament)
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'South Park' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause it was relieving my boredom deprivation
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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About some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'South Park' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause it was relieving my boredom deprivation
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
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There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he got out early? - what a jerk
Well there's another soul who's NOT ME in the bliss of non-existence
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Just posting about what assholes pronatalists are
Well I told them I would kill all the pronatalists, but they still kept taking offense
So I turned around, and whined on my blog
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, they locked the thread
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid people aren't appreciating weird fiction the way I am
Hey have you seen this blogger who talks about women deserving beatings? He's provocative!
Oh, tell me
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
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A hero among men.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis