Gifts you would give heapers

Hexartes · 2013-12-22 19:05:51

Aliroz: a combination swamp/library
Centie: a pony, what else?
Miko: a magical rod
Imi: a double-necked awesome but impractical guitar
Sredni: a grimoire of Eldritch horrors

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 19:08:43

^w^

Mr. Darcy · 2013-12-22 19:49:19

I would give Leigh, Justice, and Friday the things I'm actually giving them.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-12-22 20:28:48

Swords. All of you get swords.

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 20:36:56

I would give Miko a hug and, I dunno, maybe something Touhou related.

I would give Anonus ownership of a large corporation so he can see how horrible it really is

I would give Naney some shoes that cost $1,000

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 20:42:45

<3

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 20:42:59

I would bake cookies.

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 20:44:14

what kind of cookies

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 20:44:47

Gingerbread!!!! Also maybe some chocolate chip ones and some peanut butter ones and some sugar ones and some pumpkin ones and some oatmeal-and-raisin ones. ^.^

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 20:44:57

kingCrackers said:
Swords. All of you get swords.

I thought Mad Alex didn't come to these forums

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 20:45:41

I like chocolate chip

Haven · 2013-12-22 20:46:59

I like the idea of a Christmas story where everyone is sitting around the fire playing with swords, except for this one lonely fencer, standing in the snow, looking in through the window.

Tre · 2013-12-22 20:57:58

Aliroz: A gift card to Barnes & Noble

Anonus: A boxset of The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show

CA: An NC vanity license plate from a couple years back

Imi: A copy of V., even though I'm sure he already has it

Justice: A Pinkie Pie journal and the entire series of Dan Vs.

Kex: Kingdom Hearts 3

kingCrackers: Avalanche City's album and EP, on vinyl & CD

Miko: An imported arcade version of DoDonPachi Saidoujou

Mo: An original run Roland TR-808

Vriska: A blue Magic 8-Ball and a silver set of d8 dice

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 21:13:36

Imi: A copy of V., even though I'm sure he already has it

Sure, but maybe you could find a different edition or something

I would give Tre a button saying "biggest Rayman fan"

Misery · 2013-12-22 21:15:04

Classic literature and obscure films.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 21:40:21

Tre said:
Miko: An imported arcade version of DoDonPachi Saidoujou

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 21:44:25

I'd probably force some of my favorite books on you guys for the first couple of Christmasses.

After that...

Aliroz would get a book, of course. Anything requested.

Imi would get a new 6-string guitar

Tre'd get a full-body Rayman costume. Or just a figurine.

Miko'd get a couple of Touhou figurines. I have the feeling that they'd be cheaper than the Rayman ones, for some reason.

Centie would get one of those really fancy princess hats, with the streamers and everything.

Naney would finally get that stairbed, like the Coyote catching the Roadrunner.

Pyr, Vash and Anonus get plane tickets to the obvious locations.

As for me...I believe I'd have a plane to catch myself.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 21:47:15

Which touhous? :D

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 21:49:02

Patchouli

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 21:49:24

The cool ones.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 21:49:48

But not Patchouli.

Imi's guitar will have a Patchouli theme though.

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 21:58:43

wow, that will make me look totally waycool

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 22:00:35

Now that I think of it, Patchy would probably be a bass player.

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 22:05:02

...can I just have one of these?

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-22 22:09:29

Yes, but purple with a crescent moon on the back.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 22:11:04

Yarrun XIX said:
The cool ones.

Well... that is a vague answer but, B for effort. :3

Tanya · 2013-12-22 22:12:46

Miko would get the easter bunny.

Imipolex would get George Washington(president's day).

Central and Anny would get a shared present of Queen Elizabeth.

Yarrun would receive the Saint Valentine.

Norman gets A woman named Jacqueline Lantern.

Tre gets Christopher Columbus.

And then shall I leave these red, white, and blue nuclear thermal devices to Justice!

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-22 22:25:22

A bunny! :D

Imipolex G · 2013-12-22 22:29:05

oh yeah, George Washington!

Clock would get a Demo dance.

Misery · 2013-12-22 22:36:38

A girl named Jaqueline Lantern. Cool!

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-22 22:45:27

Everyone gets a small black box containing one of the primary human emotions. They will be used at a sacred time.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-12-22 23:52:20

Alex does not come, no. But I will give swords.

Mojave gets a piandao, a quick-draw slashing weapon.

Imi gets a Niuyedao, with a big chopping blade.

Kextruct a rapier, to keep your foes at bay.

Miko butterfly blades, one for each hand.

Yarrun would receive a jian, with extra-bendyness.

Haven will have a foil, because he's one. To all of us.

Tre gets a macuahuitl, for it is simple to use and has no metal.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-23 02:07:08

:3

Haven · 2013-12-23 02:53:25

this is the swordiest gift anyone's ever given me

Justice4243 · 2013-12-23 10:42:41

Tre said:

Justice: A Pinkie Pie journal and the entire series of Dan Vs.

Awww...

A few people on this fora are getting gifts from me.

I'd have to figure out something Rayman related I could give Tre he doesn't own...which may be nothing since he is resident all things Rayman.

Hexartes · 2013-12-23 11:29:08

I would give Tre Rayman. Like the actual Rayman.

Hexartes · 2013-12-23 11:30:00

Personally, I think an Estoc would be more appropriate for me.

Vriska · 2013-12-23 17:19:17

Yay, I get a sword and a magic 8 8all and dice! ::::D

I will give every8ody who is not arachnopho8ic their very own spider.

Those who are arachnopho8ic will receive an explosion instead. (No, it will not damage you or anything you like, it's just awesome looking.)

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-12-23 17:25:16

I would most appreciate that grimoire. A sword would be nice, too, preferably a flammard, although I would need to bone up on my self-defence training...

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-12-23 18:00:13

Ozbourne gets a cutlass, to raid the high seas.

Justice gets a zhanmadao, in case the ponies get belligerent.

Kextruct gets the estoc, because he asked.

Sredni also gets a flammard, also because you asked.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-12-23 18:01:12

That or a wakizashi, because yay, stabbing!

But either way: Yay, murder!

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-23 18:04:10

Extra-bendy? Hmm.

Vriska · 2013-12-23 18:04:16

Sweeeeeeeet. ::::D

Buttwangs · 2013-12-23 18:10:24

I would gift Miko my love

Yarrun XIX · 2013-12-23 18:11:13

But she already has so much of it.

Buttwangs · 2013-12-23 18:12:20

No one can't get enough of love :o

Hexartes · 2013-12-23 18:36:41

The estoc can also be called a "tuck," hence why I found it appropriate.

Quip · 2013-12-23 19:05:15

You all get autographed* lithograph prints of Caliborn's art from me.

Happy holidays!

_{*They're not autographed by Andrew Hussie, of course. I did get Ansrew Hussie to sign them though!}

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-12-23 19:17:06

I want the "DEAD." panel from Homosuck. Because.

Aliroz · 2013-12-23 19:58:09

I decided to come up with the most amazing gifts I could. If anyone wants to switch gifts with someone else, that is okay.

Naney gets the ball of string from Ariadne. It's as long as you need it to be.

Loid gets a masterfully crafted set of things to gnaw on that never run out.

Odra gets shoes that let him walk on any surface.

Kexruct gets a gryphon kitten (gryphons have the strength of a hundred eagles, so it could even as a baby pick him up and fly).

Beholder gets a bouncy chair that can bounce to places and gives out money.

Imipolex gets a time-stopping swiss mountain dog to protect him.

Ozbourne gets a pot of clay that never runs out or dries, so she can make all the statues. All of them.

Miko gets a giant statue of Miko made of toasters and each toaster shoots out whatever so miko can make a real life bullet heck level with deliciousness.

Sredni gets a trebuchet for self-launching to the obvious place. The trebuchet has smalt stripes and zinnober spots.

Norman bates gets a malachite green puffin that breathes green flames and tapdances in its sleep.

Sunn Wolf gets a key that opens any door\car\key-using-thing and it glows in the dark.

Justice gets a portal gun shaped like a guitar, it also has cupholders

Lain gets a "no waiting in line" card that let's you go into restricted areas and make transportation (bus, helicopter, secretariat, the Sky's the limit) come to you now. It also functions as a mortgage-exempter and tax Exempter.

Lurkers get an axhamster (a hamster made of axes)

Criminal Scum gets a set of sunglasses that give you pentachromatic vision.

Viani gets the Louvre

Ca gets a purity spray, makes things feel pure to her mind. Also a pearl-encrusted jetpack to go to the obvious place.

Anonus gets a green lantern ring and marijuana

Yarrun gets a remote with a translate button, a rewind button, a fast forward and slow motion button, a mute button, a volume button, to life. Also, socks. Thick socks.

Lee gets the ability to Falcon Punch and also a BFG 9000 from Doom.

Glenn gets the lost works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Archimedes, Tesla, and the secret of Greek fire.

Acerak gets a macahuitl made of nintendium.

Spinor gets a motorcycle that drives on everything.

Kraken gets the Holy Grail

Section42l gets the crayon from Harold and the Purple Crayon.

Mister Darcy gets Secretariat and Man o' War. Also Incitatus.

Pyridym gets a popemobile with Pope Francis as chauffeur to wherever Pyr wants to go.

Odradek · 2013-12-23 20:01:05

*walks up a wall*

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