Is Heaper's Hangout dying?

Icalasari · 2013-12-03 16:25:05

It not, then I want my money back for this poison I injected into its heart!

Obā-san · 2013-12-03 16:26:52

as long as autistic people have shitposts to make, the heap shall endure

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 16:27:58

Icalasari said:
It not, then I want my money back for this poison I injected into its heart!

Amateur. I bet you used some poison like cyanide, or arsenic, designed for babies. Pathetic.

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 16:37:19

i dunno, i think those are toxic, but if you don't find them deadly you don't have to

i think calling them 'designed for babies' is a bit condescending and rude, tho i realize that's hyperbole

Buttwangs · 2013-12-03 16:51:08

As someone that isn't autistic, I am perhaps the root of all problems

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 16:54:54

i'm not autistic

i just act like a manchild

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 16:55:38

(ok it's not acting; i am simply immature)

lee4hmz · 2013-12-03 16:56:29

oh, my toyota cressida

Princess Alice · 2013-12-03 16:56:47

I'm autistic AND a womanchild! Do I win? :D

Buttwangs · 2013-12-03 16:57:05

As far as I can tell, you don't seem immature at all. In fact anyone in here don't seems to be. (By my definition nonetheless)

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 16:57:16

your car is the heart of hh, lee?

well, thank you Pyridrym

but i am pretty immature, i think; if it doesn't show that's good

Previous Calica · 2013-12-03 17:02:37

Pangur Bán said:
as long as autistic people have shitposts to make, the heap shall endure

Misery · 2013-12-03 17:09:15

I'm not autistic but I do act pretty immature for my age.

Buttwangs · 2013-12-03 17:09:29

To my knowledge, society seems to have a rather strange and very narrow definition of "maturity"

lee4hmz · 2013-12-03 17:22:19

your car is the heart of hh, lee?

Well, no, but it does seem to be Senor Cardgage's:

Viani · 2013-12-03 17:25:48

Pangur Bán said:
as long as autistic people have shitposts to make, the heap shall endure

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 17:43:03

Tachyon said:
i dunno, i think those are toxic, but if you don't find them deadly you don't have to

i think calling them 'designed for babies' is a bit condescending and rude, tho i realize that's hyperbole

See, everyone? It's people like this who are the problem! Cowardly newbies, diluting the poisons fandom! Why, in a few years, I bet we'll get people trying to use lemon juice as a poison! It disgusts me!

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 17:58:12

ok Fossilmaiden, look at it this way

suppose there's something that would kill you

like i don't know, suppose you would die if you fell off a bridge and landed face first on the concrete, you'd probably be aware that lots of people have survived falling off bridges, but not care very much because you don't want to die

and then suppose somebody whose passion is to be the ZOMG BEST BRIDGE JUMPER OF ALL TIME comes along and is like, 'wow, you are an amateur, you die like a baby'

and says that not once but like once every few days

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-03 18:30:49

I must advocate strict pedantry in the art of gravity-assisted suicide. :|

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 18:35:33

What I'm getting out of this is that I should poison bridge jumpers and Zelda fans.

Imipolex G · 2013-12-03 18:39:53

moo

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-03 18:44:03

But Fossilmaiden, you're a Zelda fan! :o

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 18:44:10

Miko said:
I must advocate strict pedantry in the art of gravity-assisted suicide. :|

on that note, the name of this site is Heapers' Hangout

not Heaper's Hangout

Heapers' Hangout

get it right Icalasari ffs

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 18:47:20

Well, by certain linguistic metrics, Heapers' Hangout is wrong anyway, and it should be Heapers's Hangout.

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 18:48:09

yeah but you can't say that without sounding like Gollum

Imipolex G · 2013-12-03 18:50:02

Gollum's Hangout

Smeagol's Hangout

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 18:52:11

Tachyon said:
yeah but you can't say that without sounding like Gollum

Anti neohobbit bigot!

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 18:53:03

the hell's a neohobbit

that like a neopagan

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-03 19:46:09

that's like a neoderthal

Buttwangs · 2013-12-03 19:48:25

neodermal

Icalasari · 2013-12-03 19:58:25

Tachyon: Did I SAY I poisoned Heapers' Hangout?

No. I said I poisoned Heaper's Hangout

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 20:08:29

oh!

RIP Heaper's Hangout :o

Misery · 2013-12-03 20:13:31

:(

Previous Calica · 2013-12-03 20:13:57

Fossilmaiden said:
Well, by certain linguistic metrics, Heapers' Hangout is wrong anyway, and it should be Heapers's Hangout.

nah. "s's" is only for if "Heapers" were a singular, like if it were someone's name. Plural possessives don't do that.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-12-03 20:14:24

YOU'RE dying.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-03 20:15:54

your rong, im gooder as all you

Icalasari · 2013-12-03 21:54:37

Glenn:

*Yer *ron *ahm *guder *az *al *u

Tanya · 2013-12-03 23:39:04

I'm pretty sure you died Ica, too be honest, I didn't think I'd be this disappointed to learn otherwise.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 23:42:17

Yerronahmguderazalu, the Great Old One of Mathematics Induced Madness.

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 23:43:14

Counterclock said:
I'm pretty sure you died Ica, too be honest, I didn't think I'd be this disappointed to learn otherwise.

he did

he arose from the grave last Tuesday, the undead scum

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-03 23:44:56

Wise fwom youw gwave!

Tanya · 2013-12-03 23:46:29

Tachyon said:

Counterclock said:
I'm pretty sure you died Ica, too be honest, I didn't think I'd be this disappointed to learn otherwise.
he did

he arose from the grave last Tuesday, the undead scum

I'm going by the meta-narrative definition of "Dead" by which a character is written off once and for all and nothing brings them back.

It's just like people to resurrect their favorite character, Just look at Christians for a notable example.

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 23:48:13

yeah

who knew Lazarus was so popular?

Tanya · 2013-12-03 23:50:44

I don't mean to offend, though I probably have already. technically, I'm just setting up intent.

For what that's worth.

But anyways, I wonder, Like, if People looked at the Bible as just a book. (Obviously it's a book that has a lot of history that is relevant towards other people) But I mean, If they examined it in a media type of way.

Who would everyone's favorite character be?

Tachyon · 2013-12-03 23:52:15

that's a good question

i liked Adam in Paradise Lost, but in the Bible, i'm not sure

he's not nearly so defined as a character there

Justice4243 · 2013-12-04 00:53:50

Jesus was pretty rad.

Though, I'm partial to Aaron as well.

Tachyon · 2013-12-04 00:55:08

i feel like i would have to read it as a work of fiction, to be able to treat it as a work of fiction

if that makes sense

Justice4243 · 2013-12-04 00:56:53

It does, of course the Bible isn't set up that way at all.

I mean, who's going to slog through numbers under the idea that it's some sort of dense world building portion of the book?

Justice4243 · 2013-12-04 01:00:37

Christopher Moore should rewrite the rest of the Bible like he did the Gospels.

I mean...I guess it's going to color things a bit differently when Mooses learns how to control water because he studies with a Babylonian Mystic, but damn...

Obā-san · 2013-12-04 01:08:04

Justice4243 said:
Christopher Moore should rewrite the rest of the Bible like he did the Gospels.

I mean...I guess it's going to color things a bit differently when Mooses learns how to control water because he studies with a Babylonian Mystic, but damn...

i'd read it.

Hexartes · 2013-12-04 01:15:21

Also, title.

*heapers'

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