Axe Body Spray

Odradek · 2013-11-28 02:11:39

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue

You know that gypsy

With the gold cap tooth

She's got a pad down at 34th and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of Axe Body Spray

I told her that I was a flop with chicks

I been this way since 1956

She looked at my palm

And she made a magic sign

She said

"Whatcha need is

A bottle of Axe Body Spray"

She bent down and turned around

And gave me a wink

She said I'm gonna make it up

Right here in the sink

It smelled like turpentine

And looked like India ink

I held my nose

I closed my eyes

I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissing everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop

Down at 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Axe Body Spray

She bent down and turned around

And gave me a wink

She said I'm gonna make it up

Right here in the sink

It smelled like turpentine

And looked like India ink

I held my breath and closed my eyes

I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed a cop

Down on 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Axe Body Spray

Justice4243 · 2013-11-28 02:27:16

Scary, scary.

For some reason, Axe body spray canisters seem to have enough pressure to be used as weapons.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-28 02:28:25

Well, they are Axes.

MetaFour · 2013-11-28 09:59:56

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Buttwangs · 2013-11-28 10:18:32

Obā-san · 2013-11-28 11:09:31

ice-nine cream

best

lee4hmz · 2013-11-29 03:31:38

needs more old spice

Tre · 2013-11-30 21:52:36

one of my Xmas gifts is an Old Spice gift set w/ a shirt

YNTKT

Obā-san · 2013-11-30 22:12:22

wow someone must really have it out for you

Justice4243 · 2013-11-30 22:14:36

Huh, I realize now how that could come off as horribly passive aggressive, but I'd be happy for a shirt even if someone gifted me deodorant with it.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-12-01 06:07:13

What does "YNTKT" mean? Also seems to me that's apathy instead of hate.

Tanya · 2013-12-01 06:26:00

kingCrackers said:
What does "YNTKT" mean? Also seems to me that's apathy instead of hate.

You Needed To Know That.

Tre · 2013-12-01 16:17:00

well, my mom was looking at the discounted gift set things at Walmart and there was a classic OS boxset without the shirt and she said that one smelled like old man (even though it's the Old Spice I use currently :P)

so I requested the modern one that smells like fruit punch because she doesn't have any major gift for me yet besides Tearaway

so I'm not too disappointed in it, considering that it was my idea

Axe Body Spray

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