He had completed missions in Whiterun and Markarth. One of the courses had an Altmer professor who was an avowed Auri-El worshiper and a member of the Aldmeri Dominion. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "Talos, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a sweetroll drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am Talos. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Stormcloak got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Stormcloak went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The Altmer professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Stormcloak and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Stormcloak calmly replied, "Talos was too busy today protecting Ulfric's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."
The Stormcloak was then sent to Northwatch, where he was tortured for the rest of his life.
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lazy dragonborn, must be sleeping on the job
There are a lot of series that I adore but I can think of soooo many problems with, now that I think about it.