Sesame Street Death Battle

Alduin

Inspired by the Hunger Games Cookie Monster skit, this thread's about a deathmatch between ALL THE MUPPETS on Sesame Street.

Rules:

• No weapons.
• No guest stars. 
• Teams are allowed.
• The game ends when a. there is only one Muppet left or b. everyone is dead. 

My speculations:

Elmo or those aliens who say "yip" all the time are the first to go. If they don't maul each other to death, Bert and Ernie manage to last a respectable while. Cookie Monster is also a monster I see lasting a pretty long while.

I can see The Count, Mr Snuffleupagus (who is no longer imaginary), Mama Bear and Oscar the Grouch as potential winners. The Count definitely has the advantage power-wise, but his OCD is something I'd see as a major hindering factor. (The Count is unaffected by sunlight) I can't really see any problems with Mr Snuffleupagus, who has sheer bulk on his side. Mama Bear is also a really good contender, but loses to Snuffleupagus in the sheer bulk department. Lastly, Oscar the Grouch hides in his trash can until everyone is dead and picks off the winner.

Alduin

oh god what did i do

Anonus

Where's Big Bird in all of this?

Previous Calica

Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

Alduin

Holy shit you're right.

I really thought of Big Bird as a Roc-ish creature who swoops down and grabs his enemy Muppets, but then I remembered that Big Bird can't fly.

I'd say that he dies fairly early on.

Imipolex G