Oh, once upon a midnight dreary I woke with something in my head...

Princess Alice

I couldn't escape the memory of a phone call and of what you said

Like a game show contestant with a parting gift, I could not believe my eyes

When I saw through the voice of a trusted friend who needs to humor me and tell me lies

Humor me and tell me lies!

glennmagusharvey

Here is your cake.

lee4hmz

I had this song stuck in my head big-time around the time I went to Blacksburg in 1995.

Imipolex G

this falls into the "songs that seemed pretty likeable until they got played 50 billion times every year without fail" category

Justice4243

"I'M A LONELY BOY!"

"I'M A LONELY BOY!"

"OH, OH-OH, I GOT A LOVE THAT KEEPS ME WAITING!"

Yarrun XIX