How I Met Your Swiper

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Ones upon a time there was a swiper the fox named Swiper The Fox

And also there was a kawaii Pepto-Bismol^® brand shark names Souda Sharkazuichi

That shark lived super happily in the ocean until he was one day inexplicably turned into a semishota because anime and he was even more happy because he was thereby labeled Super High-School Level Sharkdick

So one day Mr. The Fox said "that's neat"

Then he fingered the shark's no-no parts

And that's how Obama Barack became president.

God Bless America

Please put all of this into your notebooks as we're having a popquiz next week, any questions?

Justice4243

And people say history isn't important.

Obā-san

fave

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Sharkdick #faveflave

glennmagusharvey

How I meet your sniper


's jar of piss

Previous Calica

souda's really excited about girls' bone structures

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souda the guro fetishist