Trash Heap Pavement Resurfacing Project

Princess Alice · 2013-10-25 13:48:44

Well, it's that time once again: preventive maintenance on all of the Trash Heap's roads! Here's what you can expect in the coming weeks:

Nightly lane restrictions between The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout and Fouria G permits you to choose your own adventure (Two-way traffic will be maintained at all times)
Daytime flagging operations on Last post wins
A 14-day closure of the ramp from General NSFW thread to Furtastic Heap of porn

Remember: for your safety and everyone else's, please obey the temporary speed limits in the work zone!

Sincerely,

Route 666

Centralia Ministry of Transportation

Imipolex G · 2013-10-25 13:49:41

fucking HeapDOT

glennmagusharvey · 2013-10-25 14:39:57

Why aren't you devoting any money to fixing the fifty billion potholes between DRUG DRUGS DRUGS and YOU!?

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-25 14:56:08

You magnificent human being.

Tachyon · 2013-10-25 16:55:24

Route 666 said:
Furtastic Heap of porn

is this an actual thing we have?

Anonus · 2013-10-25 16:56:31

Yes

Tachyon · 2013-10-25 16:59:18

oh

that's kinda funny

Imipolex G · 2013-10-25 17:12:41

you miss a lot of stuff without NSFW access

but most of it is negligible anyway

Obā-san · 2013-10-25 17:25:04

the furtastic heap of porn is basically all things that i post

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-25 18:27:02

^ And Bunny.

This board is strange.

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-28 23:40:59

This started a year ago and still isn't finished.

I say we complain.

Princess Alice · 2014-02-28 23:48:35

Well, it took a while to get back on track after that guy with the "BTMNICA" license plate drove through the wet pavement and ruined all our hard work. v_v

Anonus · 2014-03-01 00:04:49

BitMonica was Kim Possible, who's not a guy. There was some weirdo paparazzi who was a guy chasing after her, though.

Imipolex G · 2014-03-01 10:12:33

Kim Possible is indeed a guy

Tachyon · 2014-03-01 11:30:15

there is one episode in which, due to a bizarre accident involving experimental technology, Kim Possible's consciousness possesses a male body, and a male consciousness possesses Kim Possible's body

given this, and given that KP's name is not Monica, we can assume that the same technology was involved in transferring BitMonica's consciousness into Kim's body

therefore, it's not unreasonable to suppose that BitMonica might be a guy

Princess Alice · 2014-03-01 12:00:34

This is too confusing

Let's go back to talking about road work

*closes the right lane of this thread*

Imipolex G · 2014-03-01 12:04:58

*drives in the right lane anyway*

Princess Alice · 2014-03-01 12:06:05

I thought you resented Pennsylvanians having to use the right lane

Imipolex G · 2014-03-01 12:11:38

I just like to be contrary

Princess Alice · 2014-03-01 12:23:23

*opens all three lanes*

WHAT NOW, HUH

Imipolex G · 2014-03-01 12:50:28

*walks*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-01 22:08:24

We have a right to use that lane!

also, Kim "Possible" Dotcom

Previous Calica · 2014-03-02 15:35:35

glennmagusharvey said:
We have a right to use that lane!

also, Kim "Possible" Dotcom

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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