Love life

Beholder

Well, it's my turn to join general madness and start posting silly things. So



The only thing mine had on page 45 is a photo. Of a red snapper fish laying eggs
I guess that explains so much

Imipolex G

"For a fraction of a second, but with such force that he felt the change's impact as a physical sensation, he was somewhere else, it was long ago."

O_O

Klinotaxis

every time i do these i get an overtechnical sentence that can't even be humorously recontextualized as being sexual and i think that fits me pretty well

Mr. Darcy

"The third prohibited the election of military tribunes and specified that one of the two consuls elected should, without fail, be from the plebes."

Obā-san

"In 1989, however, the noted souther theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading."

Obā-san

Werewolf by Night said:

"The third prohibited the election of military tribunes and specified that one of the two consuls elected should, without fail, be from the plebes."

Livy?

Imipolex G

ha ha, plebes

Obā-san

plebeians can't stop me now

(*smashes the last vestiges of the republic while the sign of jeff mangum shines in the east*)

Salix Babylonika

"Jesus was like bread."

Mr. Darcy

Le Chat Noir said:

Werewolf by Night said:

"The third prohibited the election of military tribunes and specified that one of the two consuls elected should, without fail, be from the plebes."

Livy?

Yes indeed.

Princess Alice

"If you are going to argue that the Vietnam Veterans Memorial is the ideal example of public art, it might undermine your argument if your best friend is the architect (or if you conceal that your best friend is the architect)."

...I can't actually pull a sex joke out of that, can I?

Klinotaxis

haha pubic art

glennmagusharvey

http://www.allmusic.com/album/love-life-private-works-1999-2001-mw0002346774

Misery

"They also used skis and snowshoes, and in summer for travel and fishing they made canoes both of birchbark and hollow logs."

Errrr....metaphor for something. Dunno.

Tachyon

"Thomas used to read the Good Book to Mary at bed time, bringing the words to life."

uh

glennmagusharvey

"The per capita supply indicated in Table 4-2 greatly overestimates the per capita water supply available in most countries beacuse much of the water discharge is remote from major population centers, and about two-thirds of all river runoff is flood runoff and generally unavailable for human use in water-poor regions."

...I guess this means I should seek out a significant other who is very environmentally and socially conscious?

...dangit, stop reminding me of that one girl I almost dated.

Hexartes

A child's shoe; the doll, seated in her little wicker carriage, the hobby-horse-- whatever, in a word, ahs been used or played with during the day is now invested with a quality of strangeness and remoteness , though still almost as vividly present as by daylight.

???

Miss Miko Mayonegg

You can construct a wrapper class object by passing the value to be wrapped into the appropriate constructor; for example:
int pInt = 500;
Integer wInt = new Integer(pInt);
int p2 = wInt.intValue();

glennmagusharvey

Basically, the result of this could be construed to mean "you should find a significant other who shares your academic/scholarly interests".

criminalscum

"What is it but the Jewishness of the Jew that he wants?"

Section42L

"He declared that "trade follows the flag" and the flag must be honored wherever it waved."

Yarrun XIX

Personal pronouns refer to the speaker (first person), to the person addressed (second person) or to the person(s) or object(s) talked about (third person).

Sredni Vashtar

"The ego tends to equate with Being: I have, therefore I am."

Or—

"Then they pushed him away, like a boat from a jetty."

glennmagusharvey

You people read too much fiction.

You should be getting your fiction from video games and anime instead.

Obā-san

do you know what video games and anime have in common?

they're both gay.

glennmagusharvey

That's why we aboos are so happy!

Haven

Naturally, for me, the idea of a Permanent House (the definition of which I took to be any shelter Dad and I inhabited in excess of ninety days--the time an American cockroach could go without food) was nothing more than a Pipe Dream, Cloud-Cuckoo-Land, the hope to purchase a brand new Cadillac Coupe DeVille with baby blue interior for any Soviet during the drab winter of 1985.

Imipolex G

DRACULA, LORD OF THIS CASTLE said:

You people read too much fiction.

You should be getting your fiction from video games and anime instead.

I hope you are not serious

Sredni Vashtar

What's funny is that I have read neither book that they quoted: They were both simply lying in my general vicinity.

Yarrun XIX

Le Chat Noir said:

do you know what video games and anime have in common?

they're both gay.

Do not make me delve into the depths of poor grammar and reconstruct that horrible sentence.

Odradek

Haven said:

Naturally, for me, the idea of a Permanent House (the definition of which I took to be any shelter Dad and I inhabited in excess of ninety days--the time an American cockroach could go without food) was nothing more than a Pipe Dream, Cloud-Cuckoo-Land, the hope to purchase a brand new Cadillac Coupe DeVille with baby blue interior for any Soviet during the drab winter of 1985.

there aint no coup deville

hidin at the bottom of a 

crackerjack box

Misery

The book I quoted was nonfiction and yes I want to read more fiction but I'm lazy.

Justice4243

The results of his investigations pointed clearly, he thought, to the evolution of species through the mechanism of natural selection.

Thanks for killing all the romance, Darwin. 

Sredni Vashtar

^ Better than possessiveness and distancing.

Klinotaxis

"In Tadzhikistan the influx of Russian Party functionaries, security agents, and military personnel increased and was augmented by the flow of war refugees and deportees." that could work. the red army is semen.

Mr. Darcy

^ No, semen is the White Army.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Every human is literally semen.

Imipolex G

partly, anyway

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Perhaps. :3 Every time you masturbate you are killing people and that is a sin so we should ban masturbation. ~3^

Klinotaxis

i don't think the (lol 'the') white army was ever in tadhizisaitan