Fill in the blanks (worth 4 pts e.)

edited 2013-10-23 18:16:50 in General
1. Happiness is ______.

2. Work can ______ my ______.

3. JZ's cat takes ______.

Extra credit: Read my Beowulf/Much Ado About Nothing/Tokyo Mew Mew fanfiction crossover.

Comments

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1. pretty good actually

    2. overwhelm, parents

    3. Prozac

    Do I win?
  • 19 out of 10 of those responses were incorrect
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    1. a puppy

    2. kiss, butt

    3. LSD

    (Please tell me that fanfic is real.)

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    1. a warm gun

    2. crush, spirit

    3. a million dollars a month upkeep
  • edited 2013-10-23 22:37:30

    1. a puppy

    2. kiss, butt

    3. LSD

    (Please tell me that fanfic is real.)

    Grade:
    1. 0 points
    2. 4
    3. 1.5 (not quite)

    Also, the fanfic is not real, except for in  my mind. And it is horrible.
  • 1. hol-, ding, rain-bows in your hand... / Mama says, be gen-, tle, as gen-tle as a lamb...

    2a. be very productive and rewarding as long as I don't fuck up
    2b. sleep schedule

    3. the cake
  • 1. a warm gun
    2. suck, dick
    3. meth
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    1. that film where Philip Seymour Hoffmann plays a child molester
    2. trigger / latent neuroses
    3. his martinis shaken, not stirred
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    1. mandatory
    2. ruin, life
    3. many lives
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    1. Touhou!!!
    2. exacerbate, narcolepsy
    3. it in the butt
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    1. a positive emotional state typically contrasted with sadness
    2. pay, my bills hopefully
    3. the mickey
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    1. Seeing your brother come down the stairs at the airport after his two-year trip.

    2. sometimes improve / my mood, (if it makes me feel fulfilled and worthwhile and like I did something) but in some cases it is draining and awful.

    3. a half hour of laying in the sunlight to become functional again.
  • JZ's cat is solar-powered?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
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