YOU WERE THE FROGS

Obā-san

WARNING SPOILER TITLE. ONE DAY YOU WOKE UP AND THERE WAS LIKE 

THIS FROG ON YOU. YOU WERE ALL STARTLED AND SAID "WUHH!!!" AS 

YOU GENTLY PUT THE FROG OUTSIDE IN HORROR. THEN YOU TURNED 

AROUND AND THERE WAS ANOTHER FROG LIKE SITTING ON A BOX IN 

YOUR HOUSE. THEN YOU NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A FROG ON THE TV 

AND ON THE FRIDGE AND ONE IN EACH OF YOUR SHOES AND ONE WAS 

EVEN (WARNING NSFW) IN THE BATHROOM ON THE TOILET SEAT!!! YOU 

RAN ALL AROUND HORRIFIED AND SCREAMING AND PUTTING THEM 

OUTSIDE WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN FINALLY YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR 

AND REALIZE THAT THOSE FROGS WERE YOU AND NOW YOU ARE 

COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!!!

Imipolex G

where are you finding this stuff

Obā-san

http://www.bogleech.com/ghastlymacaroni.html

this is also the original source of TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD

also note there is a picture of a deformed fetus in a jar and Joel-Peter Witkin's The Kiss on that page once you scroll down far enough just fyi

Imipolex G

I see

I may pass on it, then

Mr. Darcy

You caught me.

Bre-ke-ke-ke, coax.

Anonus

I am not the frogs, but I am Michigan J. Frog

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

Alduin

Miss Miko Mayonegg

god the internet is weird