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Touhou Noir: Grimoire

Marisa Kirisame: Alias "The Black-White Magician". A professional thief,
and one half of the black marketeer duo "Grimoire". She handles the
potion-making side of the business, and as such has acquired an immunity
to poisons. An extraordinarily strong magician for a human, and
suspected to be close to becoming a youkai. Spent some time under the
tutelage of the spirit Mima. Has ties to the Hakurei shrine.

Alice Margatroid: Alias "The Rainbow Dollmaker". The other half of Grimoire,
and a former human. She handles the physical side of the business. Cold
and aloof, she is rarely seen by customers. Known to own an incredibly
powerful tome of magic, and is rumoured to have used it to transfer her
soul to a doll's body.

Touhou Noir: The Scarlets

Remilia Scarlet: Alias "The Scarlet Devil". Leader of the dreaded Scarlet Mafiya. Little is known about her.

Sakuya Izayoi: Alias "The World". The Scarlet's top assassin, a highly trained
killer with a fondness for knives. Said to be able to manipulate time.

Patchouli Knowledge: Alias "The Five-Element Magi". The Scarlet's head drug
chemist. As her alias suggests, she has mastered the usage of all five
elements. Does not leave the mansion, due to a sickly disposition.

Hong Meiling: Alias "China". An enforcer for the Scarlets. No known magical
abilities, but an expert martial artist. Species unknown.

Flandre Scarlet: Sister of Remilia Scarlet. No other data is known at this time.

Touhou Noir: The Yakumos and Netherworld

Yukari Yakumo: Alias "The Violet Border". Leader of the Yakumo Mafia.
Unfathomably powerful, being able to bend reality on a whim. Only a few
have ever bested her in combat. Thankfully, she is rather laid-back for a
crime lord. Has an iron grip on Gensokyo's politics, due to her close
connections to the Hakurei family. Rather whimsical and lazy.

Ran Yakumo: Alias "The Nine-Tailed Orchid". A shikigami created by Yukari,
and her personal bodyguard. Immensely dangerous in her own right, due to
drawing power from her mistress. Has a weakness for fried tofu.

Chen Yakumo: A shikigami created by Ran. Whilst nowhere near as powerful as
her mistress or Yukari, she is still a force to be reckoned with when
angered. She mainly runs errands for the Yakumo family. Very energetic.

Yuyuko Saigyouji: Alias "Netherworld Princess". Ghostly ruler of the
Netherworld. Despite her position, she is extremely friendly and
cheerful. Although officially unaffiliated with any of the crime
families, she has a close friendship with Yukari, due to an incident in
their past. She has the ability to kill anybody at will, but does not
make use of it. May be far more intelligent than she acts. A glutton.

Youmu Konpaku: Alias "The Princess's Blade". A half-phantom, and
granddaughter of the legendary swordsman Youki Konpaku. Able to move at a
lightning pace, she wields her sword as if it were an extension of her
own body. The Netherworld's gardener, and Yuyuko's bodyguard. Stoic, and
loyal only to her mistress.

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Etrian Odyssey: The Guild

Alina Loewe
Profession: Landsknecht
Age: 22

"Ya'll worry too much."

A hotheaded young swordswoman who trained at the Lamisa Knight Academy.
She is the leader of the guild. She has been travelling the world with
Karin for the past five years. Unlike most swordsmen, she is left
handed, and as such, wears her sword across her right hip. She is
informal and brash, and in combat, is rather reckless, despite her
training. In spite of this however, she is still a capable fighter, who
(mostly) manages to avoid incurring severe wounds. She has a fondness
for alcohol.

Karin Eisenberg
Profession: Protector
Age: 23

"Well, somebody has to look out for her."

Another graduate of the Lamisa Knight Academy, who trained in the arts of
defense. She is Alina's partner, and the second in command of the guild.
The two met after Alina almost got herself killed during training, only
surviving due to Karin's timely intervention. Thereafter, they struck
up an odd friendship, and promised to form a guild together after they
both graduated. Whilst she is rather more level-headed than her
companion, she has a habit of being overly protective towards her
allies.

Ioannis Katrakis
Profession: Medic
Age: 24

"Don't worry, I'll have you patched up in a jiffy!"

A perpetually cheerful doctor who is never seen without his medical
supplies. Ever the optimist, it doesn't matter if his patient is
suffering a sprained finger, a broken leg, or a lost limb, he'll try to
fix it anyway. It's not known how he got mixed up with Ira, or even how
long they've been travelling together, but they seem to understand each
other perfectly. In this respect, they're almost like brother and
sister. He is teetotal. According to him, the reason behind this is that
he can't heal somebody if he's drunk.

Ira Okhotnik
Profession: Survivalist
Age: 26

"An easy target."

A hunter from an unknown land. Ioannis's travelling companion, she used
to be a bounty hunter until she joined up with him. She is an extremely
skilled archer, and her abilities of perception are near unmatched. In
stark contrast to her cheerful companion, she is incredibly taciturn,
commonly speaking only one or two words at a time. Due to her past
experiences, she is adept at most physical activities, including
climbing and swimming.

Ruairi Duana
Profession: Troubadour
Age: 24

"And who is this vision of loveliness I see before me?"

A wandering bard and occasional conman, although he prefers the term
"hustler". He has a preference for the finer things in life, a flair for
the dramatic, and is a consummate womaniser. Despite all this however,
he remains a loyal, if unpredictable, friend to those he trusts. He got
into the guild through a little bit of traditional trickery.