Kexruct's Dream Thread for the Coolest of Cool Kids

Hexartes

Post your own cool dreams here if you're a true cool kid. But since, obviously, none of you here are as cool as me, my cool dreams will be the only ones gracing this cool kid's cool thread.

Taken from my pre-birth dream journal, because I was cool enough to know how to write when I was in the womb, what of it?

September 19th, 1996:

Today I had a nightmare that the  womb was smaller. It was the scariest thing I've ever experienced. 

October 26th, 1996:

I had a wonderful dream today. The sludge entering through my stomach came in through my mouth and I experienced a sensation I don't know how to describe.

There were only two entries. I never said I wrote often, did I?

Tachyon

Cutxerk said:

1996

christ

i feel super old now

Hexartes

Jabberwock said:

Cutxerk said:

1996

christ

i feel super old now

Don't feel old, just be embarrassed that I'm both younger and cooler than you.

Tachyon

but i am a cool kid

i'm in this thread aren't i?

Hexartes

Jabberwock said:

but i am a cool kid

i'm in this thread aren't i?

Well darn, I never accounted for that. Welcome to the Sooper Phun Kool Kids Klub.

Tachyon

awsomesawce

*wears shades*

Hexartes

Phirst Rool: Ironically misspell words for Maximum Phun.

Sredni Vashtar

That's kvlt as phvck, mang.

Hexartes

Well, if we're vsing "v"s for "u" VE MIGHT AS VELL GO FVLL ROMAN.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE TRANSLATING STVFF TO LATIN THOVGH. DEAL VITH IT NERDS.

Misery

I hate feeling old

Miss Miko Mayonegg

I think I am being parodied but I kind of don't get it.

Hexartes

Walpurgisnacht said:

I think I am being parodied but I kind of don't get it.

Nah, not really; I just noticed that there are a ton of dream threads.

Tachyon

contekzt

Miss Miko Mayonegg

ah ok :o

Aliroz

Never forget that you're a cool kid, Kexruct.

Hexartes

:D