i get it, you like mlp

edited 2013-10-03 23:22:40 in General
now buy your shit and leave the premises

i'm an internet person

but not YOUR kind of internet person
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  • >looks at thread list
    >both pony threads are near the bottom of the page

    y u so mad bro
  • have you considered that poni poni poni poni
  • I hear more complaints about ponies than I hear about ponies these days.


  • have you considered that poni poni poni poni

    hm?
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    have you considered that poni poni poni poni

    Twilight: Pinkie, you are not the internet! 
    Pinkie: Oh, you mean ponynet! 
    Twilight: Not everything has to have the word "pony" on it! 
    Pinkie: Whatever you say, Pony Sparkle! 
    Applejack: Top o' the mornin' to you, Pony Pie! How ya doin'? 
    Pinkie: Oh yeah, I'm alright. Thanks for asking, Ponyjack! 
    Applejack: Pony pony? 
    Pinkie: Pony pony pony! 
    Twilight: You can stop now.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    neigh!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    MetaFour said:


    have you considered that poni poni poni poni

    Twilight: Pinkie, you are not the internet! 
    Pinkie: Oh, you mean ponynet! 
    Twilight: Not everything has to have the word "pony" on it! 
    Pinkie: Whatever you say, Pony Sparkle! 
    Applejack: Top o' the mornin' to you, Pony Pie! How ya doin'? 
    Pinkie: Oh yeah, I'm alright. Thanks for asking, Ponyjack! 
    Applejack: Pony pony? 
    Pinkie: Pony pony pony! 
    Twilight: You can stop now.
    oh, for pony's sake!
  • have you considered that poni poni poni poni

    PON PON WEI WEI WEI
    PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
    WEI WEI PON PON PON
    WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
  • Zersk said:

    have you considered that poni poni poni poni

    PON PON WEI WEI WEI
    PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
    WEI WEI PON PON PON
    WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
    weicalica
  • MetaFour said:


    Applejack: Top o' the mornin' to you, Pony Pie! How ya doin'?
    why is Applejack Irish
  • edited 2013-10-04 20:10:44
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I just have MLP merch to to cover my filthy, non-pony body, and then the bronies come and find me.

    Oddly enough, all girls so far.
  • Xenu said:

    wasn't aimed at hangout

    was aimed at chubguy at store who was trying to relate to me at store

    I said "the elements"

    and he went "of harmony?"

    and then he wanted to ask me about my "equestrian overlords"

     and I was like :L

    You should've been like "The elements"

    "Of Harmony?"

    "No, of chemistry"

    and then you should've shaved your head and started cooking meth.
  • edited 2013-10-04 22:21:27
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Boo-yah.

    Someone complemented my Human!DJ Pon-3 shirt today and it was a girl.

    How does it feel to be objectively wrong about everything, bronphobes?
  • Boo-yah.


    Some complemented my Human!DJ Pon-3 shirt today and it was a girl.

    How does it feel to be objectively wrong about everything, bronphobes?
    Exactly what are they objectively wrong about again?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I was being facetious, of course, but apparently believing bronies are all overweight, shut-in, closet horse fuckers is still a thing.
  • I was being facetious, of course, but apparently believing bronies are all overweight, shut-in, closet horse fuckers is still a thing.

    I'm sure no one here believes that, and even if they did, that's their choice to believe in a simpler world where they don't have to think or use their ability to rationally judge things.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I wasn't accusing anyone here of such nonsense. 

    It would be pretty hard to function here under that belief. 
  • I wasn't accusing anyone here of such nonsense. 


    It would be pretty hard to function here under that belief. 
    I don't think so actually, beliefs are kind of silly in that way.

    I could believe you were a giant red ape with a thirst for berries and grapes and I lost my train of thought.

    image

    Here is a picture of Thomas the train.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Did your thoughts have their jimmies rustled?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i'm not the only one who's weirded out a bit by thomas, am i
  • edited 2013-10-04 22:52:54
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My nephew worships at the alter of the train station.

    I just think it's funny that it's a show where anything important better damn well be near train tracks.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Train Tracts: 

    Have you thought about our lord and savior Sir Topham Hatt?  
  • edited 2013-10-05 00:05:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm a bit pissed off that I don't own Thomas and Mattel does

    Fuckers

    (fun fact: Mattel bought HIT Entertainment almost entirely to get their hands on Thomas)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sodor is canonically covered in train tracks

    anything that wasn't near train tracks wouldn't be relevant to the story anyway, since it's all from the trains' perspective
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you know the Reverend Awdry moved to Gloucestershire in later life?

    not far from where i grew up, in fact
  • the thomas stories were my fave thing as a wee lad

    IIRC train was my first word

    gordon was not far behind

    i was a most precocious child
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nobody's acknowledging my envy of Thomas
  • nobody can own thomas

    he lives in the hearts of people on the autism spectrum everywhere
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    so i really am the only one who doesn't like the locomotive with a giant face on it?

    oh come on
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't like or dislike Thomas, I want to own him
  • you strange, alien people have minds foreign to my own
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    I never liked it either, Route.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh, by the way, Mattel owns Wishbone now too.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i loved Thomas as a kid

    and sorry Anonus but

    nobody can own thomas


    he lives in the hearts of people on the autism spectrum everywhere

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Wishbone, otoh, i only know about because it was referenced in an xkcd cartoon

    p sure it wasn't shown over here
  • BeeBee
    edited 2013-10-05 00:26:26
    Anonus said:

    Mattel owns Wishbone now too.

    FUUUUUCK.

    I liked Wishbone too :(

    I think I still have some of the Wishbone books.
  • edited 2013-10-05 00:27:50
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why is Mattel's ownership of Wishbone a bad thing?

    for people who don't fantasize about the ownership of media properties i mean
  • what do you even do with a media property
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I don't like or dislike Thomas, I want to own him

    Given that he's sapient, I can't help but read that with connotations of slavery
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    what do you even do with a media property

    License it to toy companies, charge money for it...
  • Route 666 said:

    Anonus said:

    I don't like or dislike Thomas, I want to own him

    Given that he's sapient, I can't help but read that with connotations of slavery
    yeah this also
  • well

    toys are cool

    they used to be cool
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Anonus said:

    Oh, by the way, Mattel owns Wishbone now too.

    <Wishbone> WHAT? You can't own me! I'm a person! ... this reminds me of a book: Uncle Tom's Cabin, by Harriet Beecher Stowe...
  • fuck man, when's the last time I played with legos
  • Anonus said:

    Oh, by the way, Mattel owns Wishbone now too.

    <Wishbone> WHAT? You can't own me! I'm a person! ... this reminds me of a book: Uncle Tom's Cabin, by Harriet Beecher Stowe...
    you are a funny person dude
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Anonus said:

    what do you even do with a media property

    License it to toy companies, charge money for it...

    Or, if you're Dave Bulmer of Celtic Music, sit on it for decades for no apparent reason so that nobody can listen to it
  • there are thomas legos now

    dude you know how many people i would have been willing to kill for thomas legos as a wee lad?

    none, that was purely rhetorical, i would never kill anybody.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I remember watching Wishbone.

    His retelling of the Odyssey lacked the massacre of Penelope's would be suitors.  
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