An accurate simulation of the NSFW thread for those too young to view it

Princess Alice

Princess Alice

2013-09-23 08:24:35 edited 2013-09-23 08:24:35 in General

Pillows

[picture of topless women]

Norman Bates

yay boobs

Pangur Ban

[nonsexual art that just happens to contain nudity]

Central Avenue

I have a fetish for [insert kink here]!

Sredni Vashtar

I'm not into that, but I don't see anything wrong with it.

Anonus

I'd like to do [insert same kink] with you, Centie!

Pillows

So anyway, boobs.

[picture of naked woman]

Pangur Ban

[picture of naked dude]

Central Avenue

Ooh, he's cute!

Sredni Vashtar

Wait, what's he even doing in that picture?

Pangur Ban

I dunno but he has a nice butt

Pillows

who cares, here's more boobs

[another picture of a topless woman]

Tagged:

injokes

Comments

Imipolex G

2013-09-23 11:35:18
Touch the cow. Do it now.

accurate.

[boobs]
Section42L

2013-09-23 13:15:37 edited 2013-09-23 13:41:19
We can do anything if we do it together.

That's a pretty accurate description of the NSFW thread, although you missed:

random person
[risqué picture of a humourous and/or gross-out nature]

Pangur Ban
lol

Pillows
um ... what?
[posts yet another picture of a topless woman]
Mr. Darcy

2013-09-23 13:20:57
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

MrDarcy

[bondage picture]

Pillows

I don't like it.

MrDarcy

[picture of an ordinary topless woman]

Pillows

Yay
Yarrun XIX

2013-09-23 13:36:41
Whores! we want "poems that kill."
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead

Yarrun

Welp, can't put this in the regular threads. Better throw it into NSFW, see how they like it.
Misery

2013-09-23 14:06:33
The sadness will last forever.

Norman Bates

bondage
Princess Alice

2013-09-23 14:09:33
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

I see what you did there.
Misery

2013-09-23 14:11:02
The sadness will last forever.

oh mah goooood
Miss Miko Mayonegg

2013-09-23 14:43:47
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

I see I've become random person. And I had thought I made a reputation. u.u
Section42L

2013-09-23 14:45:56 edited 2013-09-23 14:48:41
We can do anything if we do it together.

I was using the term "random person" because SF_Sorrow and Norman Bates post risqué gross-out images in the NSFW thread, too. :P
Miss Miko Mayonegg

2013-09-23 14:47:09
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

ah okee
Miss Miko Mayonegg

2013-09-23 14:47:34
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

I have to step up my game and really make people squeamish.
Imipolex G

2013-09-23 21:47:07
Touch the cow. Do it now.

boobies
Tanya

2013-09-23 22:01:15
Pizza Dog

I don't know how one qualifies for NSFW Access, but I probably qualify for it, so I might as well ask for a shiny new toy.
Imipolex G

2013-09-23 22:10:43
Touch the cow. Do it now.

Have you rotated around the sun at least 18 times?
Tanya

2013-09-23 22:16:15
Pizza Dog

pfft, I've rotated around the sun 99 times Imi.

I will say I was on mercury for those times though.

:3
Imipolex G

2013-09-23 22:23:06
Touch the cow. Do it now.

That would make you approximately 31 earth years old, so you pass.
Tanya

2013-09-23 22:54:10
Pizza Dog

I'm more like 24, but I'm sure that still passes, ring it up Central, one ticket to the NSFW Concert, Pillow here already tagged my I.D. and checked it for phonyiness.
Anonus

2013-09-23 23:36:18 edited 2013-09-23 23:36:25
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

Rung up!

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