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ITT: We all shop at CA Marketplace

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2013-09-04 17:27:59 in Roleplay & Games
Welcome to CA Marketplace of South Harmony! With a deli, pharmacy, and several shopping carts, CA Marketplace is your one stop for all your grocery needs!

Can I help you find anything today?
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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    South Harmony?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes. That's the name of the suburb the store is in, or something.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    He needs help finding South Harmony.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, right! Maps are in aisle 16.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Do you have goat cheese?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    yes I need help finding a working jet engine and sixteen live snakes
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Sure. That's in the dairy case by the back wall.

    ^ Hmm, try Sporting Goods. And thanks for shopping CA Marketplace, where we literally sell everything!™
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I need some fake boobs
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-09-05 13:28:03
    Do you sell CA Marketplace?

    Do you have any canned laughter?  What about suns-on-a-stick?

    And do you happen to have any dignity?  I think I lost mine while posting on sponge-talk.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I need some zircon-encrusted tweezers
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dirty Pillows said:

    I need some fake boobs

    hey me too

    Try the MTF transgender aisle, over in the LGBT section

    It's that section on the back wall with all the rainbow stripes
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Do you sell CA Marketplace?

    Do you have any canned laughter?  What about suns-on-a-stick?

    And do you happen to have any dignity?  I think I lost mine while posting on sponge-talk.

    Sure, we have all those things! Except dignity. We're kind of out of stock ever since...well, I don't wanna talk about it. >_>
    Dirty Pillows said:

    I need some zircon-encrusted tweezers

    Check the clearance section
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