ITT: We talk like Elder Scrolls characters

Hexartes · 2013-08-25 20:27:24

Quickly outlander, I haven't much time.

Aliroz · 2013-08-25 22:00:42

HALTHALTHALT HALT HALT HALT HALT-HALT-HALT

Yarrun XIX · 2013-08-25 22:10:27

Curved Swords.

Hexartes · 2013-08-25 22:16:46

My time is precious, so make it quick.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-08-25 22:42:08

You n'wah!

Alduin · 2013-08-26 06:21:00

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-08-26 08:54:51

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Alduin · 2013-08-26 08:56:55

Miko said:
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

-steals Miko's sweetroll for that hackneyed reference-

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-08-26 11:13:31

Absurd that I can't keep my sweetroll in this skeeverhole of a city.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-08-26 15:26:28

Six posts before the arrow to the knee post.

Not bad.

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