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ITT: We are all gay dudes (SFW)

Imipolex GImipolex G
edited 2013-08-22 01:37:17 in Roleplay & Games
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  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    ROOSTERS
  • SaladofstonesSaladofstones
    edited 2013-08-22 01:42:56
    You will find me if you want me in the garden unless its pouring down with rain.
    DUDE SO I RIPPED OFF HIS COCK WITH MY BARE HANDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A

    Spoiler:
    jelly dougnut

  • Obā-sanObā-san

    basically everyone in this thread is now me


    huzzah
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pangur Bán said:

    basically everyone in this thread is now me



    huzzah
    It's not ITT: We are all cats (SFW)
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm this is okay I guess. *sets up a fellatio stand with a sign: "fellatio, 5 cents"*
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that SFW?
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yes. u_u
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, ok...
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    You're a cute boy. :o I won't charge you anything. :D
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    edited 2013-08-22 02:39:43
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am probably going a little over the top, sorry. (^_^;
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2013-08-22 02:43:32
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'M A PRINCE
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    eh, well, to be honest I'm not sure how you're supposed to have a SFW thread on this topic anyway
  • MiseryMisery
    edited 2013-08-22 04:52:59
    The sadness will last forever.
    dick and balls
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    I'M A PRINCE

    I'M STILL A PRINCE
  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Pangur Bán said:

    basically everyone in this thread is now me



    huzzah
    Excuse me, my egocentric kitty, but they are also all me
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    there was a short time where I thought i was a gay dude

    what a wacky sitcom misunderstanding that turned out to be
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Indeed.

    I'm close enough that I don't really have to change or exaggerate much. That said...

    *throws feather boa across shoulder*

    I am ready for anything!
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Miko said:

    I am probably going a little over the top, sorry. (^_^;

    Compared to the straight cis male thread, you all have a long way to go.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I know right. It's like no one here knows any straight cis males in real life. T_T
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I think I qualify as all those things, though I'm not exactly typical on just about any aspect except skin color and where I like to stick my penis.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2013-08-22 16:06:09
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    I know right. It's like no one here knows any straight cis males in real life. T_T

    I'm a cis male that likes women, both as people and in the romantic and sexual senses. I also have quite a few straight (and/or predominantly heterosexual) male friends.

    It just so happens that I am in a loving relationship with another man. Because I also like guys in those ways.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That thread quickly turned into exaggeration, because it's fun to make fun of stereotypical masculinity.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It's like bullying a 5 year old though. Too easy!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes, well, I guess we weren't feeling very ambitious just then.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The problem is that you decided to be too stereotypical and unsubtle, and in doing so inadvertently played into a different stereotype: The masculinity-obsessed, super-closeted gay dude.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The other problem is that, if you don't go for that stereotypical route, how else do you play a "straight cis dude"? A lot of traits that might apply to straight cis dudes might well apply to other people as well.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    True.

    Hmmm. This is problematic. How to gently rib without going overboard?
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It is a fine balance. :3
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    SPORTS ARE SHIT :D AND BOOBS
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