Lee sorta-liveblogs old crap from 20-plus-year-old tapes

edited 2013-08-18 04:12:30 in Liveblogs
Hi, I'm Lee, and while this is technically not the first time I've done anything liveblog-ish (some of you have seen me rambling about old tapes in the main thread before), this is the first time I've gone ahead and made a thread for my ramblings.

Tonight's feature is a tape recorded during Christmastime of 1992. Back in 1992, I had two younger brothers that would have been right in the target audience for Christmas cartoons, and I still liked cartoons a lot myself, even though I was 15 and in high school at the time. We ended up recording everything we could, even if we had other copies, since there might be rarities aired (I'll get to that in a second), or simply because the tapes that had other copies of, say, Rudolph or Grinch were misplaced. (We've never had a particularly good filing system for VHS tapes, and one day, when I finally convert all this crap to digital, I'll make one. :P)

Anyway, here goes. This is going to be pretty brief, since I did some skipping around. 

This tape has some of the oddest Christmas specials I've ever seen on it:

There's It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown...you've never heard of it, since I don't think it ever gets rerun. It seems pretty solid, though the music is off—David Benoit's arrangements sound less like Vince Guaraldi and more like Steely Dan circa 1980. :P (Or, for that matter, most of Kamakiriad.) 

Then we get Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas. It's a DiC production from after they switched to KK C&D for most of their animation, and it shows; I originally thought it was one of the Perennial Pictures syndicated specials, the animation was so weird-looking. I can't comment on the plot since I didn't watch most of it. 

Right now, I'm looking at Noel. I'm relatively sure that, just like Turn-On, Co-Ed Fever and the lost pilot episode of Limozeen...but they're in space?, this only ever ran once. This thing is so rare that, when I tried to add it to IMDb several years ago, it not only wasn't there already, but the submission review staff actually doubted its existence. This one really needs some discussion, since I remember really liking it back when I was 15, but it seems kind of, well, forced now. (Then again, you could say that about a lot of Christmas-themed stuff, since schmaltz seems to be encouraged.) It was written by Romeo Muller, the head writer for all those old Rankin/Bass Christmas specials, but oddly enough, Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass had nothing to do with this. Maybe they wanted to work on other projects, maybe they weren't happy with the script, but for whatever reason, Muller approached R/B's production partner on ThunderCats and The Comic Strip, Pacific Animation, and had them produce it themselves. 

The story is pretty straightforward. It's centered around Noel, an anthropomorphic Christmas ornament who gets a "happiness" from the tears of a glassblower who had just heard his first grandchild was on the way. (Yeah, it's that kind of show). Noel, like most ornaments, thrives on being shown to people and coming out of the attic for Christmas and New Years, and it goes on this way for several years, but after a family tragedy, he and his boxmates are left abandoned in the house's attic. Years later, a modern-day black family (the mom and dad of which look like dime-store knockoffs of Cliff and Claire Huxtable) move in and find the ornaments while cleaning up the house. Yeah. 

And then he falls off the tree and smashes to bits. Oops. But! There's a Nativity scene at the bottom of the tree, and it causes a miracle and turns Noel into a spirit/energy being that goes and brings the Joy of Christmas to everyone, no matter what cultural background they are. There's some unfortunate implications there, mainly related to Christianity's not-so-nice past regarding proselyting, but I'll let it slide for now since it's not quite as preachy as I remembered.

After this, it's yet another copy of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. But! It has the commercials in! This is actually kind of cool! I'll liveblog the commercials later on.




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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Another cool thing: This print has "We Are Santa's Elves" in it—it was typically cut for time during the 1980s—but I notice they hasn't gotten around to returning "We're a Couple of Misfits" yet.
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    Okay, maybe I will comment on some of the commercials:
    • An ad for...SUPER MARIO LAND 2! A.K.A. "Obey Wario...DESTROY MARIO!" This is a classic, so no further comment from me.
    • An ad for Beauty and the Beast puppets at Pizza Hut. It's interesting in that they have boys playing with the toys as well as girls...the whole Disney Princesses thing was a few years away still. And the cassette box came with a coupon for pizza!
    • A continuity card for Rudolph. Yes, very well, carry on. 
    • Saturday morning promos for The Little Mermaid and Garfield and Friends. Very cool, especially considering no one gives a crap about Saturday morning anymore. Also, CBS was apparently calling their lineup "CBS KidTV" that year.
    • A promo for Who Framed Roger Rabbit, complete with Mark Elliott (I think) doing the V/O! 
    • The 1992 CBS ID. Still one of my favorites after all these years. 
    • An ad for Roy Rogers restaurants, and something called Roy's Roasters. For whatever reason, rotisserie-broiled chicken was Serious Business for a couple of years in the 1990s. That and Hardee's had given Roy's a generous ad budget, since they lost all of their normal DC-area Hardee's-concept stores in the changeover.
    • An ad for Montgomery Ward. Save on all kinds of stuff, including a Sharp VHS camcorder for $799.99, and a 25" stereo TV (no brand given) for only $329.99! Oh, and they have Rudolph Christmas stockings for the first 200 customers on...well, the Saturday of whatever week this ran!
    • Newsroom promo for the 11 PM news, going on about the worst weather in years. (1992-1993 saw the DC area getting several feet of snow dumped on it, sort of like Snowmageddon a few years ago. I remember being out of school for days that year.)
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    I remember rotisseries where a big home item for a while.

    I guess electric grills are sort of the big thing at the moment, but I think there's a size, price, and utility issue there so that it's not likely they'll be "just a fad" anytime soon.
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    Oh god, a "BK TeeVee" ad with an Aladdin tie-in. YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK. :P
    Justice42 said:

    I remember rotisseries where a big home item for a while.


    I guess electric grills are sort of the big thing at the moment, but I think there's a size, price, and utility issue there so that it's not likely they'll be "just a fad" anytime soon.
    There were chain-rotisserie places all over the place here between 1992 (when we came back up from Palmyra) and 1995 (when the fad had mostly passed). Roy's was just jumping on the bandwagon that places like Boston Chicken and Kenny Rogers Roasters (the latter of which is long gone) started. It's since mutated into pollo a la brasa, and a lot of local places specialize in that particular version of rotisserie chicken.
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    Also, the rotisserie machine thing was later on in the 1990s and into the early 2000s....there's an early Homestar Runner cartoon that makes fun of the Ronco "Set it and forget it!" commercials.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Woo, Mark Elliot!

    The 1992 CBS ID now gives me the creeps, as it caught me off guard at the beginning of a video in 2008. It's a weird thing I have >_>

    Really, though, it would be nice to have some indication that I will be greeted with an orchestral hit and the CBS logo invading my personal space
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    More commercial fun:
    • A second- or third-week ad for Home Alone 2, calling it the #1 comedy in America. Yeah, it was practically a remake of the first film In New York...don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, Fox. :P
    • Jell-O Christmas Jigglers! With Bill Cosby, even! Yay!
    • A Fisher-Price pool table. That can also do table tennis and air hockey. Whoa.
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    Now we're going into what appears to be a New Adventures of Winnie-The-Pooh Christmas special. I believe it's called Winnie-the-Pooh and Christmas, Too. It also seems to be incomplete, which is a shame because I understand it's never been released to video or even rerun since the 1990s. There's a short behind-the-scenes/retrospective vignette (that also seems to be a promo for BatB) after it, and after that is another BTS reel for The Muppet Christmas Carol.

    Also, the VCR we recorded this on was not adjusted properly. In the retrospective scenes featuring Ariel and Sebastian, her red hair and his red shell are now shocking electric pink. Blue is oversaturated, as well. VHS was never perfect with color, and there was always some oversaturation and smearing even on pre-recorded tapes, but this one is waaaaaay off. My brother must have turned the chroma level up.
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    A bit of blank tape, and...not a Christmas thing, but the tail end of the video to "2 Legit 2 Quit"? WTF? It then segues into Yo! MTV Raps' remake of "O.P.P." It's about as 1992 as it gets. :P 

    I'm pretty sure this is the last thing on the tape. This tape was probably repaired, since the Sony VCR I'm using can't see the leader at the end of the tape and tries to play past the end...
  • edited 2013-08-18 03:51:41
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    As for what to do next? Well, I've got several old tapes with old commercials, weird Christmas specials and more. I just have to find them...some of them are in storage downstairs, some of them are up here with me, and some I just don't know. (There's at least a couple that won't play correctly because the cassettes themselves are damaged. I'll have to order some VHS shells to fix that. Actual snapped tapes have only happened once or twice; not even the horrific storage conditions in Palmyra made the tapes unplayable in that way.) Also, a lot of the movies and such that we recorded from TV in the late 1980s and early 1990s had the commercials edited out, so there's not as much to discuss.

    I have a few commercial breaks from some old tapes digitized, so I may do those at some point.
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    And I've found one to do. This is not quite 20 years old yet, but it's a tape I obsessed over quite a bit back in the late 1990s. 

    This one requires some backstory. As some of you may know, after I dropped out of college in 1996, I went into what was essentially a deep existential crisis. Part of my reaction to this was to, well, try and avoid growing up, and this extended to the TV programs I watched as well. I watched a lot of Cartoon Network and Nick (especially Nick Jr.) around this time. 

    I also recorded a bunch of episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs from Nick and The WB around this time. I had exactly zero money at the time, so I couldn't even get a new tape to record them on; I ended up re-purposing an old tape (a Focal tape, which I believe was Kmart's house brand at one point, so it was probably 5 or 6 years old even in 1996!) and recording everything on a broken GoldStar VHS machine. :P 

    There's not much in the way of commercials on this tape, but the TTA episodes are worth commenting on, I think. These are all from the second and third seasons of TTA, made at a time when A! was starting pre-production, and so (with a few exceptions, which I'll point out when we get to them) they all seem just a bit more precious than usual.
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    The first episode is "Playtime Toons", a three-shorter that's toy-themed (?). The interstitials are okay, and one's a parody of the "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us Kid" commercials from the 1980s, but the shorts themselves seem a bit dull. 

    The first short is "Happy Birthday Hamton", which doesn't actually star Hamton for most of its length. It's about the other characters (Buster, Babs and Plucky) trying to decide what to get for Hamton for his birthday, while trying not to drool over the new, shiny presents they just bought and keep them for themselves. So it's kind of a preachy short. :P 

    The second if "Fit to be Toyed", a Montana Max short. These are usually pretty good because they involved little brat Max being put in his place. Oh, and you can tell this is one of the later ones because Danny Cooksey's voice sounds older. Anyway, the plot is that Max keeps buying toys with his parents' charge card, then breaking them all and buying new ones just for the hell of it. His parents get upset at this and end up donating everything he didn't break to charity...so now his has to use his imaginaaaaaaaation!

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    Highlights include him imagining himself in a Beat poetry club, with Elmyra (who looks like Doug's big sister all of a sudden) doing a hug-themed parody of Howl (!), and then a generic space-opera thingy. 

    The third segment is "Strung-Along Kitty", a no-dialogue short featuring Furrball. It's okay as far as the Furrball silents go, but I always did like the score in the older "The Kite" better.

    That's it for this episode, I think.
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    You don't have "Elephant Issues", do you?
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    I said "I probably won't post in this thread often" and that came up instead. Too funny to delete.

    Anyway.

    Yeah, I probably won't post here often, but rest assured I will read it often.
  • edited 2013-09-01 22:28:29
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    (I'm pretty sure I missed "Elephant Issue", though it may have been because the episode guide I had at the time was like "It's horrible preachy crap, don't bother". Yeah, a lot of the people who wrote it were Usenet nerds who were expecting TTA to be like Monty Python or MST3k all the time...you can't always get what you want, guys, especially not with a kids' show. :P) 

    The next episode is....well, I forget its name, but it's by and large an Elmyra episode. The opening interstitial features Elmyra trying to trap Furrball with an "Acme Super-Duper Magic Trick No. 5". As always with Acme products, it doesn't work. 

    The first short is "Little Dog Lost", a rather by-the-numbers "Elmyra mistreats an animal, they escape, and she tries all sorts of dumb tricks to get them back" plot. There's a few good gags in this, and Elmyra's song at the beginning is kind of cute, but otherwise it's not so great.

    But wait! This is one of the episodes I recorded with the commercials in! 

    Boney from Weinerville is running for president! Cookies-and-creme Quik! Rice Krispies Treats In A Box!


    There's also promos for Shelby Woo (hands up if you remember that) and Harriet the Spy (yay, Michelle Trachtenberg!) in here. This was obviously recorded in the summer of 1996!
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    It's kinda weird how, back in the day, we'd always try to leave the commercials out when taping from TV. Because in retrospect, it's much better having them in!


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    The next short is "Party Crasher Plucky". This one seems like a rehash of "The Amazing Three", except with Plucky instead of Babs/Fifi/Shirley. Plucky talks Shirley into going to a party where Shirley MacLaine will be present. It's filled with gratuitous celebrity cameos, something that happened a lot in Animaniacs due to it being set at the WB lot, but seems kind of out of place and even a bit dated here (jokes about Bush/Quayle, Arsenio Hall and the Fly Girls from In Living Color were pushing the end of their shelf life even in 1992). Also: John Candy, dated? Take a long, hard look in the mirror, please. :P

    Anyway, more commercials! 

    Boney recites an historical anecdote about Andrew Jackson and the big wheel of cheese, as part of a promo for Kid Pick the President. Kool-Aid Island Twists is giving stuff away, including a Timex watch and a submarine adventure in the Bahamas! Then an ad for...Lens Express (are they even still around?), featuring Lynda "Wonder Woman" Carter. Ask your parents, kids!

    Lucky Charms Olympic Edition! Complete with Izzy in the commercial and one free medallion inside!

    And another promo for Harriet the Spy. This one is longer and features some behind-the-scenes shot from the movie; it's actually a promo for an even longer BTS reel with Stick Stickly!
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    The last short in this episode is "Homeward Bound". It's another Furrball silent, but it's always been one of my favorites because it's, well, kind of sad. Furrball is stuck out in the rain, and a little girl takes him in, but after some hijinks with the cats her family already has, she can't keep him. He ends up making friends with a homeless boy outside, and the short ends there. The score really sells this one.


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I was around for the tail end of '90s Nick (the end of which is usually defined by the arrival of SpongeBob SquarePants, but that's not a concrete enough turning point for me honestly)

    The channel actually had soul then...have you seen it lately? It's pathetic and kind of lifeless.
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    Anyway, the next episode is "thirteensomething", and it's one of the most bizarre episodes of TTA there is. (It's also one of the racier episodes; Plucky is shamelessly hitting on Shirley for the duration, Buster and Babs are rather unambiguously in some sort of relationship, and did Babs grow boobs?!)

    The plot is pretty simple: Buster and Babs get into an argument over the TV, and this blossoms into a "I can make it without you, you'll see" plot with Babs going to New York and pretending to be human to get on "thirteensomething" (which is more of a parody of 90210, complete with Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty look-alikes). Buster has a hard time replacing her and falls into despair, while Babs ends up missing him, too, so he goes to NYC to get her back. 

    Probably the highlight of the one is all the spin-changes Babs goes through when she's arguing with Buster. One of them is Madonna's Blond Ambition/Truth or Dare getup, complete with cone bra. (!) Also, this one was animated by StarToons, which has a completely different style from the rest of the contract studios WB used; their style looks like the angular one from The Dark Knight Returns and The Dark Knight Strikes Again.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aw man, I had that episode on a TTA VHS from WHV

    remembered little about it though
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    O_o

    don't think I remember that episode
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    Anonus said:

    I was around for the tail end of '90s Nick (the end of which is usually defined by the arrival of SpongeBob SquarePants, but that's not a concrete enough turning point for me honestly)


    The channel actually had soul then...have you seen it lately? It's pathetic and kind of lifeless.
    I know, right? They seem to be running things like a bottom-tier independent station now; do they even do contests or promotions anymore that aren't fast-food tie-ins?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also, they have shows based on DreamWorks Animation properties and Rayman

    They used to be the paragon of "we don't air it unless we own it"! A veritable IP generator! The Nick of 15 years ago wouldn't dare pick up The Penguins of Madagascar!
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    The next episode is "New Class Day", which is kind of a mixed bag. As I noted before, a lot of these later episodes were being made at the same time Animaniacs was in pre-pro, and so a lot of them were dry-runs for ideas they had for A!.

    The first short is "The Just-Us League of Supertoons", a Plucky vehicle and a quick riff on the Justice League including a few character most non-comic fans won't have heard of. (Paul Dini, who's a DC geek, wrote this one and it shows.) It's okay, if a bit thin.

    The next one is "Sound Off". This is seriously one of the best shorts in the series...it's all in B/W and animated and scored as if it were from the 1930s (also one of the best scores of the series!). It's also a silent, with what little dialog it has on cards. Buster and Babs are the stars of this Old-Timey world, and Dizzy is what amounts to the villain.

    The last short is "A NIght in Kokomo", where Babs does her best Yakko Warner Groucho Marx impression, and Buster plays Harpo. It's actually quite good, though not as squee-worthy to me personally as "Sound Off" is.

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    Anonus said:

    Also, they have shows based on DreamWorks Animation properties and Rayman

    They used to be the paragon of "we don't air it unless we own it"! A veritable IP generator! The Nick of 15 years ago wouldn't dare pick up The Penguins of Madagascar!

    There was actually a time when Nick didn't have much original content, and so they ran a lot of Canadian, British and even Japanese stuff, but that stopped in the late 1990s (Nick Jr. was the last holdout there).
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    The next episode: 

    KON. DUCKI. 

    By far one of the best full episodes of the series. Plucky is at his pompous, arrogant best, and the gratuitous 1970s references fly fast and furious. Say it with me now: "Ahhhhhh, mango juice!" *PLONK*

    "But", you scream at me from the rooftops, "what exactly is it about?" Well, the first two acts are a wide parody of Thor Heyerdahl and his 1950 documentary Kon-Tiki, which documented an attempt to show how Polynesians could have come from South America, or something like that. There's also a good amount of, well, pretty much every popular nautical movie ever made thrown in, but I figure most of the ham (sorry, Hamton) came from the 1935 version of Mutiny on the Bounty.

    The third act is a mock behind-the-scenes reel showing how Plucky got his masterpiece made...or so he says. :P The WB water tower says "AFTER WE BOOTED OUT COLUMBIA" here...because that's exactly what happened in 1990 or so, after WB bought Lorimar (and suddenly had the entire MGM lot to give to Columbia).
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    lee4hmz said:

    Anonus said:

    Also, they have shows based on DreamWorks Animation properties and Rayman

    They used to be the paragon of "we don't air it unless we own it"! A veritable IP generator! The Nick of 15 years ago wouldn't dare pick up The Penguins of Madagascar!

    There was actually a time when Nick didn't have much original content, and so they ran a lot of Canadian, British and even Japanese stuff, but that stopped in the late 1990s (Nick Jr. was the last holdout there).
    I did know about this period, but it always seemed strange to me because of how completely they'd transformed

    Today's embodiment of "we don't air it unless we own it" is the Disney Channel...

    As for TTA, I really ought to watch it again

    I haven't seen/don't remember most of the episodes discussed in here...
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    I actually kind of wish WB would release volumes of TTA beyond the first season, but I haven't heard anything about new TTA releases since HISMV.
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    I thought WB got the whole of TTA out on DVD...must have misremembered

    They did get the whole of A! out on DVD after what seemed like forever, and they got PATB out of the way ages ago...
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    And now we're up to "Music Day". This is another good one, and also something of a proto-Animaniacs episode. The first short, "Ruffled Ruffie", is pretty much a YW&D (or even Slappy Squirrel, for that matter) short that just happens to star Buster. It features a Raffi/Fred Penner clone creatively named "Ruffie" who sings quiet, nice songs to an audience of Ralph Phillips clones ("Stepford kids", as Buster remarks), while Buster wants to rock out. Hilarity ensues.

    Another bonus: Ruffie is voiced by Rob Paulsen, and he slips into Yakko's voice a few times. :D

    The next short is "The Horn Blows at Lunchtime". Lil' Sneezer is practicing trumpet in the basement of the dining hall, while eating a nice big chunk of Limberger...and everyone upstairs goes mad trying to figure out who farted. :P It's actually funnier than it sounds, though Babs does wonder "who wrote this" at one point.

    Finally, we have "Loon Lake". One of the funniest parts of this one is the cold open; "The Nutty Cracker" (starring Gogo Dodo) and "Monteo and Julieidiot" (starring Monty and Elmyra) indeed. XD The actual short features Shirley dealing with some snotty swans in ballet class. Think "Black Swan Lite" with actual birds. :P
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    Anonus said:

    I thought WB got the whole of TTA out on DVD...must have misremembered


    They did get the whole of A! out on DVD after what seemed like forever, and they got PATB out of the way ages ago...
    It actually turns out that they did release a Volume 3...it covers all of Season 2 and the very beginning of Season 3 ("thirteensomething", "Fox Trot", etc.)
  • edited 2013-09-02 00:32:59
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    Moving right along: The next episode is "Buster's Directorial Debut". Buster wants to direct "Furrball on the Roof", but he keeps getting interrupted: 
    • "Fit to be Stewed": Babs' power-walking session leads the two to a carrot-cake house, and the witch (Sandy Witch, appearing as an older Elmyra clone (?) but later looking like a cross between Witch Hazel and the Wicked Witch of the West...) inside wants rabbit stew. Babs gets turned into an actual rabbit, and Buster has to save her. It's entertaining, if nothing else. 
    • "Ducklahoma": Now it's Plucky bugging him, and so Buster has an anvil (!) rewrite "Oklahoma!" into a celebration of, well, falling anvils. Needless to say, Plucky gets clobbered. Some shaky lyrics here, but seeing Plucky and Elmyra get hit by anvils is always funny to me. :D Oh yeah, and Buster manages to change Babs back into a toon rabbit.
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    Ah, here we go....almost to the end of the series here. THe next episode is "Two-Tone Town". 

    This one makes it clear that TTA's days are numbered; the entire plot revolves around "ACME Oop!", TTA's stated replacement in-story. 

    It doesn't take much of a leap to realise that "ACME Oop!" is supposed to be Animaniacs. Indeed, when this episode first came out, and for a while after A! actually premiered, there was some debate over whether this was what TVT would call a Poorly Disguised Pilot.

    Anyway, the plot here is a lot like the first-season episode "Fields of Honey"; Buster and Babs discover a trio of 1930s B/W characters (Foxy, Roxy and Goopy Gear), and they try to get them spots on "ACME Oop!" However, the network doesn't think they're marketable, and a shady character has forced them to essentially sell their souls (their musical instruments, sound effects and such), making them even less appealing to the execs. So it's up to B&B to fix things...but at what cost to them? 

    The music on this one was done by the same composer as "Fields of Honey" and "Sound Off", Bill Ross, and he does an excellent job here, too.
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    And this is not only the last TTA episode on my tape, but the last to be produced (or so the old Usenet FAQs said): "The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain". This is a Halloween episode, and the framing material is an Elvira: Mistress of the Dark parody starring Elmyra. And the main feature has a spoofed AIP logo on it! XD

    So anyway, the girls are on a camping trip in the woods, and they're all playing practical jokes on each other and doing the usual "setting up doomed characters" stuff, when a monster shows up and...shaving cream pies them. Turns out it's the boys pranking them! After some pranking back and forth, the girls run into the aforementioned Horror: One-Eyed Jack, a jackalope created by a mad taxidermist, or something like that. 

    They happen upon the spooky mansion the taxidermist lived in, and meet up with the boys. Oh, and Plucky refers to One-Eyed Jack as a "freakazoid"! They all get captured, one by one, by the Horror. What horrible fate will befall them now? 

    About as bad as you can get in TTA: The Horror is actually Elmyra in a jackalope suit.

    Anyway, that's it for the TTA episodes I have. Once I find another tape, I'll document it here! 

    Why am I not doing the A! episodes? Number one, A! really deserves its own thread; number two, I lopped out most of the commercials on this tape (though there are others that have them); and number three:

    Animaniacs turns 20 on September 13! 

    I can start a liveblog thread for it then, if people are cool with it. :D
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    Do it!
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    As for the tape brand I mentioned earlier:

    Word MarkFOCAL
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    Mark Drawing Code(1) TYPED DRAWING
    Serial Number74365593
    Filing DateMarch 8, 1993
    Current Basis1A
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    Published for OppositionAugust 10, 1993
    Registration Number1801969
    Registration DateNovember 2, 1993
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    So it can't be any older than 1988, anyway... :P
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    Check it out: It's a mini-liveblog!

    This particular tape has a copy of Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown on it; aside from one of the old USA Cartoon Express bumps being preserved at the beginning, there's not much of note since the commercials have been edited out.

    Then you get to the last quarter of the tape. We apparently recorded an episode of whatever happened to? off of VH-1 in 1994, and while the videos are nothing to write home about (you can watch 'em all on YouTube these days, and Todd in the Shadows' "One-Hit Wonderland" series does a much better job of getting into the backgrounds of these bands), the commercials...oh boy. 

    It's clear that, despite the calendar being 1994 in the real world, it's still 1988 in TV commercial land. Paintbox effects, poofy 80s hair, the works. About the only way you can tell this is 1994 is from the trade dress in the commercials and the fact that one of the gas stations represented (Citgo) is now doing pay-at-the-pump. There's even an ad for a tiny film camera. That uses 35 mm film, no doubt. Take it everywhere you go...where it'll get lost or forgotten or run out of film at an inopportune time, because who remembered their camera before smartphones?

    There's also snatches of what sounds like The Eagles' "Hell Freezes Over" reunion concert dubbed into this. I get the feeling my brother was using this as a test tape. :P

    Oh wow, an ad for a Nick News special on "stranger danger" and one of the Soloflex ads that were everywhere back then. Wow.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    It's clear that, despite the calendar being 1994 in the real world, it's still 1988 in TV commercial land. Paintbox effects, poofy 80s hair, the works.

    yeppers
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    No liveblog tonight, but a tidbit about an interesting coincidence: 

    We somehow managed to get two different promos for The Girl from Petrovka, at two different times, on two different stations: NBC in June 1978, and WTTG-TV in the summer of 1982.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, I remember enjoying Homeward Bound because it starred talking animals. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My sister used to like Homeward Bound and watched it 293 times

    I thought it was all right
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    1978? Cool.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I liked Homeward Bound quite a bit. Not sure how much that has to do with my habit of saying hello to dogs before I say hello to the people walking them.
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    lee4hmz said:

    There's even an ad for a tiny film camera. That uses 35 mm film, no doubt. Take it everywhere you go...where it'll get lost or forgotten or run out of film at an inopportune time, because who remembered their camera before smartphones?
    Heh.

    I'm thinking...digital cameras were what lowered the barrier of entry into photography as a hobby for me, because my parents didn't have money to give me to keep buying film for the cheap 35mm camera I had. I wonder if anyone else experienced something similar.
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    I ran out of film once when I was was on a trip in 1999, and never picked up more...

    Also, I had a digital camera then, but back in 1999, film was still better in lots of ways. The camera I had was a Kodak DC200, and while it had a 1-megapixel sensor in it (quite good for the time), it was also horrible on battery life and didn't have much storage space. I ended up bringing a cheap Samsung 35 mm along, and one of my friends said it made her look butch. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember in sixth grade, the school board gave the science department a bunch of money to spend on "educational" gadgets...one of which was a digital camera that saved its photos on floppy disks.

    It's funny to think about; a floppy disk wouldn't be able to hold even one photo from a modern digital camera...
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    CA: That was the first DIgital Mavica, I think. It sounds silly now, but back in, oh, 1997, it was seriously cool.
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    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Homeward Bond, Transformers, and The Beethoven movies where like my brother's and my bread in butter for a while there.
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