Mens Rights

Odradek

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mens

Why does this Roman Goddess not have rights

Obā-san

because thought must be contained to create our utopic society.

that is why you must be silenced,

for the greater good.

farewell.

glennmagusharvey

Because she existed before the French Revolution and thus directional political affiliations have on meaning to her.

Previous Calica

Because the Roman gods don't exist, and only religiously-brainwashed sheep believe in them instead of the One True God.

to do a more accurate version of what I'm trying to parody would require me read r/atheism and no thank you

Alduin

spinor said:

Because the Roman gODs don't real, and only religiously-brainwashed funDIEs be[lie]ve in them

ftfy

Justice4243

Well, she's the goddess of "Right-thinking" that suggests some sort of Orwellian form of correct thought that's likely not up for debate. 

Likely something straight out of the pre-Zeus, golden age, where no one required any laws and Cronus did the right thing by eating all his children.

RocketRunner

Teh Mens