People who name their bands the "MY NAME HERE band" invariably have the dullest whitebread names

Odradek

Steve Miller.

Dave Matthews

J. Geils

Odradek

Why not the Imhotep Coleman band.

Obā-san

Imipolex G

SF_Sorrow

One-Winged Eagle

I like Dave Matthews.

Previous Calica

Dave Matthews is okay but I am sick and tired of the 15 second ad for his concert or whatever because it plays freaking everywhere

glennmagusharvey

Well, floury band names by themselves just don't rise to stardom.

Section42L

Viani

Kanye West _____.

glennmagusharvey

Kanye West Texas?

One-Winged Eagle

Kanye West getting up in the morning and brushing his teeth to look his Kanye Best, gets dressed and puts on his Kanye Vest. Upon his omelet he puts some paprika, for some Kanye Zest. 

He retrieves his books, from the Kanye Chest, going to school at his parents' Kanye Behest. On the bus he meets his best friend Jayzee, and they proceed to Kanye Jest. 

As he stands in line for lunch, he declines the turkey, trying to eat Kanye Less. Next to him is Marshall Mathers, making a Kanye Mess. Marshall is a friend too, though he's a bit of a Kanye Pest.

He goes to the classroom, where the teacher gives a pop quiz, a Kanye Test. Marshall asks quietly if they should cheat, which he prevents, becoming Kanye Lest. 

On the bus they pour one out for poor Toopak, a Kanye Fest for the dead. He plays on his 3DS Chrono Trigger, and completes a Kanye Quest.

He goes home and tucks himself into bed, into his Kanye Nest. Getting some sleep, he slips into some well-earned Kanye Rest.

Alduin

kingCrackers said:

Kanye West getting up in the morning and brushing his teeth to look his Kanye Best, gets dressed and puts on his Kanye Vest. Upon his omelet he puts some paprika, for some Kanye Zest. 

He retrieves his books, from the Kanye Chest, going to school at his parents' Kanye Behest. On the bus he meets his best friend Jayzee, and they proceed to Kanye Jest. 

As he stands in line for lunch, he declines the turkey, trying to eat Kanye Less. Next to him is Marshall Mathers, making a Kanye Mess. Marshall is a friend too, though he's a bit of a Kanye Pest.

He goes to the classroom, where the teacher gives a pop quiz, a Kanye Test. Marshall asks quietly if they should cheat, which he prevents, becoming Kanye Lest. 

On the bus they pour one out for poor Toopak, a Kanye Fest for the dead. He plays on his 3DS Chrono Trigger, and completes a Kanye Quest.

He goes home and tucks himself into bed, into his Kanye Nest. Getting some sleep, he slips into some well-earned Kanye Rest.

God dammit, you made me snort coffee out of my nose. Fuck ye, matey.