Math Probz

Viani

A Red Whale is 172,365 Kilograms, and requires 5,000 kg of Wood a day. What percent of it's weight does it need to eat a day?

Andrew's Paycheck has a Gross Pay of $360.00. His net pay is 223.75. What percent of his check was taken out after taxes?

Previous Calica

word problems are boring and contrived

this shit sends me into lockhart's lament mode.

Imipolex G

^F

glennmagusharvey

1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings
can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams
to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each
ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit.
How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4.
If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal
to have $900?

6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law
wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his
money?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3
square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with
20% paint free?

8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the
exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small
rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many
weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357
Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he
gets whacked?

Viani

1. 2, with 4 spare rounds in the magazine.

Imipolex G

^^A+

Klinotaxis

nah

what's the fifty thousandth fibonacci number, mod 7 (it's one) (kinda boring imo..................)

Yarrun XIX

4666 weeks, running out on the 47th.

Rats are more expensive than that, if we're talking real ones.

Yarrun XIX

One more Corvette, and he'd almost have enough left over to buy Bioshock Infinite.

Yarrun XIX

11.1% of the girls, with a line over the third 1.

That's a lot of child support.

glennmagusharvey

The probz that this post be related to math, be 1.