ITT: we insult each other politely

glennmagusharvey

May I suggest that you depart presently and arouse yourself on something until it comes loose?

Tre

Kindly fall off a bridge.

Obā-san

FUCK YALL

Justice4243

Pardon me sir, but I hope you contract pancreatic cancer and linger for many painful months full of suffering and sadness before finally succumbing to the disease.

Good day.

Hexartes

I think it'd be just swell if someone cut open your stomach and strangled you with your own entrails.

Hexartes

(when did you people notice the never applicable tag)

One-Winged Eagle

When I come for you, I promise to make it quick.

nohaynicklibre

I'm not saying your mother is one of lax morals, but if her sexual organs had a password it would be 123abc

Aliroz

Your mind is so fine that no idea could ever penetrate.

RocketRunner

I request that you take some phallic object and use it on yourself in a sexual manner.

One-Winged Eagle

You're nice enough, I suppose. It won't hurt much.

criminalscum

"YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT"

Is what I have heard an anonymous lady saying about you. While her harsh language makes it tempting for me to dismiss her immediately, I can't say I entirely disagree. Sorry.