movie pitch

Salix Babylonika

Gorilla Warfare. A group of mountain gorillas at a zoo are exposed to a strange serum that grants them super intelligence. Miffed at their living conditions, they rebel against their masters and raid a nearby armory. The leader of the gorillas stages a siege on the city capitol while his son falls in love with a human girl. 

A latter day King Kong and Rambo all rolled into one!

script by Skullboy Printing

Obā-san

rashomon but with a zombie apocalypse as opposed to a rape/murder

Odradek

Play Pitch: I will take the characters and plot of Bernstein and Sondheim's West Side Story, remove the music, and change the setting to 13th century Italy.

Imipolex G

wherefore art thou Odradek

Tre

movie pitch: the original plot of Rayman Raving Rabbids

script by Skullboy
produced by Ubisoft

glennmagusharvey

^^^ I think that's boring.  For starters, no one cares about 13th-century Italy, much less any specific setting locale such as Verona.  And how exactly are you going to entertain people?  By scripting the entire thing in a iambic pentameter or something?  By throwing in a few dramatic couplets?  Pfft.

Previous Calica

Play Pitch: I will take the characters and plot of Disney's The Lion King, remove the music, replace all the animals with humans, and change the setting to Denmark.

Misery

live-action spongebob

glennmagusharvey

anime spongebob

^^ Don't you also need Simba to die at the end?

Obā-san

fluffy kittens nap and do silly things

RocketRunner

Movie pitch: Attack On Titan in THE VIETNAM WAR

glennmagusharvey

Movie pitch: 100 minutes of Lady Gaga staring at the screen while other things happen behind her.