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Pangur Ban, Anonus, Central Avenue, Manly McMacho, Tachyon, Millercross, Viani, Ace Rimmer, Justice

AlirozAliroz
edited 2013-08-06 19:10:35 in General
You are now a team of elite specialists working together to make the best cookies in history.

Pangur Ban shall be your leader, 'cause I mentioned him first.

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  • thespacephantomthespacephantom
    oh

    i dont get to make cookies

    fine

    ;_;
  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    it's all right, spacey

    we'll make our own cookies

    and they'll be ever better
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2013-08-06 19:19:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    thespacephantom said:

    oh


    i dont get to make cookies

    fine

    ;_;
    Bunny said:

    it's all right, spacey


    we'll make our own cookies

    and they'll be ever better
    And here we have the start of Team R.  Shall they make better cookies than team K (the guys in the title)?

    To strengthen Team R, I shall give them  Morven, Haven, Boney, and Mister Darcy.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ...and for reasons that should be obvious, I shall be working behind the scenes, in complete control of the operation, the first and last to sample these delicious cookies.

    Go forth, my sweet! Bring me the goods!
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, we, um, kind of need to have three teams.  The third team shall be team H.  Each team shall have nine members, so we need three more for Team R. Also, Sredni needs two companions to sample the cookies with her; two sub-samplers.

    So yeah, cookies.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I will be in my secret corner, grilling delicious kebabs with pineapple and vegetables and meats. :)
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I will be in my secret corner, grilling delicious kebabs with pineapple and vegetables and meats. :)
    Fine, whatever.

    At least you've agreed, via that post, to make delicious kebabs with pineapple and vegetables and meats.  And since the Teams only agreed to make their one food; you have agreed to make only your own food.

    So, no ALMOND ICE CREAM. Got it?  Or else you won't be in this at all, as per your agreement.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Well, I have almonds, and I have ice cream, and am not sure what to do with either. :o But I will be careful not to let them mix... even though the almonds are hanging a little off the shelf directly above the open ice cream container... and the shelf is unstable... and there are magnets in both of them... but I will be careful. :)
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    I think making almond ice cream would be nice...is it like butter pecan?
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'll sample the ice cream too.
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2013-08-06 19:46:02
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Well, I have almonds, and I have ice cream, and am not sure what to do with either. :o But I will be careful not to let them mix... even though the almonds are hanging a little off the shelf directly above the open ice cream container... and the shelf is unstable... and there are magnets in both of them... but I will be careful. :)


    Sounds legitimate. 

    Should they mix, you will be kicked out.


    I think making almond ice cream would be nice...is it like butter pecan?
    Almond Ice Cream is responsible for the extermination of all sentient beasts other than humanity.  It stole away the kingdom that rightfully belonged to Princess Central Avenue.  It killed all the talking colored ponies, the unicorns, the alicorns, and the dragons and pegasi.  It killed all the mythical creatures and exterminated every last living thing on every planet except Earth.  You do not want it.  Also, it tastes worse than Dolphin Poo.


    Crystal said:

    I'll sample the ice cream too.

    Alright, we have a sub-sampler!  Now we just need a sub-sub-sampler!  Anybody?  Anybody?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    ha ha u know what dolphin poo tastes like you dolphin poo eater
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'll also sub-sub-sample.
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2013-08-06 19:51:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ha ha u kno
    Pangur Bán said:

    w what dolphin poo tastes like you dolphin poo eater


    I'm a frigging crocodilan.  I eat dolphins for a nice snack between meals.  Sometimes, they crap themselves 'cause I'm just that scary.  


    Crystal said:

    I'll also sub-sub-sample.

    No, we need three individuals to sample.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    Also, Sredni needs two companions to sample the cookies with her; two sub-samplers.

    I am a male person, both physically and psychologically speaking.

    Also, Pangur Bán is my right-hand cat, so I already tacitly have a team, because evil scheming...
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh my.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Aliroz said:

    Also, Sredni needs two companions to sample the cookies with her; two sub-samplers.

    I am a male person, both physically and psychologically speaking.

    Also, Pangur Bán is my right-hand cat, so I already tacitly have a team, because evil scheming...
    Crap!  Why am I so bad at guessing gender!

    Anyways, START YOUR COOKIE-MAKING!
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    why would i be dating a girl



    they have cooties
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Girls have all the cooties. When you become a girl you have to be chained to a table in an air-locked biohazard chamber while a surgeon in a hazmat suit cultivates cootie colonies inside your guts.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Aliroz said:

    Also, Sredni needs two companions to sample the cookies with her; two sub-samplers.

    I am a male person, both physically and psychologically speaking.

    Also, Pangur Bán is my right-hand cat, so I already tacitly have a team, because evil scheming...
    Crap!  Why am I so bad at guessing gender!
    I think that I would basically sound and act the same way if I were female, to be honest. Not to say that I am androgynous in the slightest in person, but, well... I can definitely see myself as a lady acting not too differently.
  • BunnyBunny
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    wow this escalated quickly
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Miko said:

    Girls have all the cooties. When you become a girl you have to be chained to a table in an air-locked biohazard chamber while a surgeon in a hazmat suit cultivates cootie colonies inside your guts.

    Right!

    All female cookie-makers must wear Hazmat suits.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Or maybe all the cookie-makers should shower before presenting us three with their final results.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Cooties are sexy.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crystal said:

    Or maybe all the cookie-makers should shower before presenting us three with their final results.

    Oh, heck no.

    No showering; that's unsanitary, and we don't want soap oils getting into the cookies.

    All cookie-makers should wash hands, though.
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2013-08-06 21:28:13
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    To inspire you, here is this lovely art:

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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Isn't it lovely?
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It scares me a little. o_o
  • MiseryMisery
    The sadness will last forever.
    cool
  • thespacephantomthespacephantom
    it inspires me to do great things
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I can make vanilla drop cookies. 

    I mean...I can make other types of cookies, too, just those are my specialty. 
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • TreTre
    image
    Meanwhile, I sit alone, making pumpkin bread with poorly drawn Ubisoft logos on them and lamenting over my lameness.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tre, you shall be the captain of team H.  Let's get all the lame people in team H
  • TreTre
    image
    I'm the only lame one here though!
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nope.

    W
    Tre said:

    I'm the only lame one here though!


  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    BUMP DIS THREAD
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    DISS BUM THREAD
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    glennmagusharvey said:

    DISS BUM THREAD

    THISS DUM BREAD
  • TreTre
    image
    Tre said:

    I'm the only lame one here though!

    past Tre may have been an idiot but at least he stayed in his lane
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    nah, @buttercupistiny is also lame
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ace Rimmer is... no longer alive.

    *obligatory Cookie☆/gay porn/music mashup*
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