Religous Mother Attempts To Murder Own Son (Binding of Isaac Thread)
because I play it and Bunny plays it so we needed one.
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yo dawg
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The brain and the heart of a woman can be found in her womb. Everybody knows that.
2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
3 And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.
4 Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off.
5 And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.
6 And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together.
7 And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the fire and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?
8 And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.
9 And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood.
10 And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.
11 And the angel of the Lord called unto him out of heaven, and said, Abraham, Abraham: and he said, Here am I.
12 And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him: for now I know that thou fearest God, seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son from me.
13 And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind him a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the stead of his son.
14 And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovahjireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen.
15 And the angel of the Lord called unto Abraham out of heaven the second time,
16 And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the Lord, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only son:
17 That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;
18 And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It....not really.
The gameplay takes several cues from Zelda but so do a lot of things. It's only a clone in the same way that Touhou is a Space Invaders clone.
> Space Invaders clone
Better example might've been like Gradius or something but that's horizontal.
I did not actually watch the video in question because I am playing Binding of Isaac right now.
at this very moment in fact.
I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
was this supposed to be a Wrath room? There was nothing in here at all.
I found another one!
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in the name of all that is good and holy please stop
It's pretty good
Bunny asked
challenge runs only go down to Mom
this is good to know!
man I've yet to beat that normally :V
also does Eve just suck or am I doing it wrong
you can
spam your laser
omfg
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Isaac found two item rooms. Isaac is happy.
so after beating the Large Marge challenge with the run I took that screencap from, I did a Cain run and accidentally beat Mom's Heart and unlocked both Judas and Samson (meaning I now have every character but ???) with a combination of Brimstone and Tech 2, a combo that is, interestingly, very buggy. If you charge Brimstone, it doesn't fire, and the sprite for the laser from Tech 2 glitches out, but it then fires continuously and I think the damage from Brimstone :might: get added on to Tech 2, but I'm not sure.
what really saved me was finding a Guppy's Paw on the last floor, which let me trade all of my heart containers (mostly empty) for twice as many Spirit Hearts.
oh you have to do it with ????
well shit, I didn't know that. I don't even have him yet. No idea how to get him either.
Indeed.
Beat Mom's Heart with Cain just now. And I started a Maggie run where I immediately picked up a deck of cards.
Time to offer prayers to RNJesus.