God hates fags

Alduin · 2013-06-28 11:38:09

God hates British cigarettes

God hates figs

God hates fjords

God hates lag

God hates skags

God hates mags

God hates bacon (Leviticus 11:7)

God hates maggots

God hates Jews

God hates juice

God hates shoes

Alduin · 2013-06-28 11:38:25

question: if God hates so many things then why do we still worship him

Alduin · 2013-06-28 11:44:59

God loves you so much, He's going to throw you in a pit of fire when you die!

Imipolex G · 2013-06-28 11:47:06

Salix Babylonika · 2013-06-28 11:49:57

someone's having an Angry Atheist Day.

Alduin · 2013-06-28 11:52:08

Ran into a crazy fundie on the street yesterday. His arguments were basically this.

Protip: If you want to convert someone, don't tell them that their soul's going to be thrown in an endless pit of fire.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-06-28 12:14:59

Really, the whole point of Christianity is that God doesn't want you to get thrown into the pit.

Tanya · 2013-06-28 12:24:21

God sees you rolling, he is in fact, hating.

God is one of the haters that rappers always talk about.

Also, I'm pretty sure he invented Haterade.

Alduin · 2013-06-28 12:25:50

God sees you rolling, he is in fact, hating.

But are you white and nerdy?

Tre · 2013-06-28 13:03:59

Acererak said:
God hates skags

criminalscum · 2013-06-28 14:48:48

RocketRunner · 2013-06-28 15:21:05

lee4hmz · 2013-06-29 03:16:34

GOD HATES FAGS! SMOKE A PIPE TODAY AND REPENT!

Alduin · 2013-06-29 05:45:32

Tre said:

Acererak said:
God hates skags

To be fair, I hate those too.

Tanya · 2013-06-29 06:30:27

God hats fags ~presents a fashionable hat onto one~

glennmagusharvey · 2013-06-29 11:18:51

You forgot shrimp

Previous Calica · 2013-06-29 22:34:40

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