A joke as told by a five-year-old

Anonus · 2013-06-27 21:13:41

A frog walks into a bar. He says shut up.

NOW LAUGH

Imipolex G · 2013-06-27 22:01:15

that's the joke

ProfessorGator · 2013-06-27 22:03:41

what did the tortis say to the haer

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Anonus · 2013-06-27 22:21:47

that actually seems like something from a dream or something

ProfessorGator · 2013-06-27 22:54:02

man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner

waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into one

Salix Babylonika · 2013-06-28 01:34:14

"knock knock?"

"who's there"

"pizza"

"pizza who?"

"pizza and then you jump on its head"

glennmagusharvey · 2013-06-28 02:55:28

What did the turtle say to the chicken?

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