wake up with the king

Salix Babylonika

glennmagusharvey

stalking

Justice4243

I'm not sure any court would issue a restraining order of the King or if such a thing would even be enforced. 

glennmagusharvey

That depends.  What exactly allows the King to bring you breakfast at your bedside in the morning?

Yarrun XIX

K-space

It's like L-space, but for kings

Justice4243

I always imagined The King was sort of like Slenderman except he gives you delicious sandwiches instead of brutally killing you.

Actually, I'm pretty sure The King was conceived of BEFORE Slenderman, so maybe it's more accurate to say Slenderman is sort of like The King instead he brings you gruesome tentacle death instead of burgers.

Hexartes

Yarrun said:

K-space

It's like L-space, but for kings

+10 kexypoints

RocketRunner

Justice42 said:

I always imagined The King was sort of like Slenderman except he gives you delicious sandwiches instead of brutally killing you.

Actually, I'm pretty sure The King was conceived of BEFORE Slenderman, so maybe it's more accurate to say Slenderman is sort of like The King instead he brings you gruesome tentacle death instead of burgers.

Hot damn.

criminalscum

Relevant:

Justice4243

Apparently Sneak King or one of the other Burger King games was the best selling X-Box 360 game for a while.

Salix Babylonika

wouldn't surprise me if it was Sneak King. Thing was actually an alright game (fun for an hour or two anyway) and it was only like five bucks. Only place you find that kind of pricing normally is cheap Steam games and mobile stuff.

glennmagusharvey

^^^ dafuq