Kexruct permits you to choose your own adventure.

Hexartes

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 You awaken in a small, cube shaped room. Well, awaken isn’t quite the right word. You’ve been awake a long time, but you just now realized you might want to escape. You haven’t the foggiest idea why you’re in the room or how long you’ve been in it. What do you do?

Bunny

The lightbulb looks about the same size as the lock, unscrew the lightbulb, screw it into the door lock, and open the door by turning on the new lightbulbhandle you just made

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Take whatever is stuffed inside your right shoe.

Imipolex G

etch a gigantic picture into the floor using only your fingernails over a period of years

Hexartes

> unscrew the lightbulb and insert it into the keyhole.

You take out the lightbulb. Behind you a light comes on. You attempt to fit the light bulb into the oversized keyhole, but it appears as if the actual keyhole is inside of it and is considerably smaller. 

> take whatever is inside your right shoe

Inside your shoe you find a NOTE. 

>Etch a picture in the ground using only your fingernails.

You can’t use your IMAGINATION as you haven’t unlocked the RIGHT HEMISPHERE of your brain.

Bunny

Insert lightbulb into the RIGHT HEMISPHERE of your brain and hopefully don't die from it

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Reach for the little key that you see near the light and jam it into the tiny little keyhole inside the big one that isn't really a keyhole!

Tre

>Wonder why the note looks like the Purina logo.

Hexartes

>jam lightbulb into the right hemisphere of your brain 

The lightbulb breaks on impact. You ate now SLIGHTLY LACERATED. You lose one CARROT OF FORTITUDE.

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 >take small key and insert it into keyhole

 The key is protected by a small glass door.

(sorry I missed yours Tre)

Bunny

Hold broken lightbulb above head in an attempt to get an idea

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Headbutt the glass protecting the key, so as to protect the hand you will need to turn the key.

Hexartes

>Hold lightbulb above head to get an idea.

You hold the lightbulb above your head. You fail to get a BRIGHT IDEA.

>Headbutt glass.

The glass is too strong. You lose another CARROT OF FORTITUDE.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Fondle the thingies below the glass to determine what they are.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

I mean ummm push them in the pattern shown on the note and start in the middle and go clockwise.

Bunny

grab the carrot of fortitude before it falls off the screen and eat it to regain a carrot of fortitude

Aliroz

Pull the glass instead of push on it to see if it will open.

If not, tear your shoe in half.  Two halfs make a hole.  Escape through the hole.