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Dear sir and/or madame:

JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
edited 2013-05-23 13:29:52 in General
One day I will run naked across your lawn.

Yours Truly,
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Comments

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    acceptable
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Our grass is really high. Be careful.
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    Won't you come in for some iced tea?

  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Dear sir and/or madame:

    I will be sure to spray with bug spray in case of pests in your tall grass. Also, if there is iced tea to be had, I demand finger sandwiches. Thus, is a civilized luncheon.

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  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    stands on the porch in morning dress

    I say, you look like you're overheating. I've cold finger sandwiches of tuna salad and cucumber.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Not acceptable.  One-piece swimsuit required.
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