ITT: CA is an alicorn, Naney is a cat, Imi is a cow, and other people are what they wanna be I guess
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
...I'm getting drunk?
No, I mean...WHY are you getting drunk?
...It's a time of day?
NO! I mean...WHY are all these talking animals here and another alicorn, presumably driving you to drink.
Equestria is full of that crap? And...I'm in it? I thought this shit was like...what happens every day, Drinking helps me cope. Self medication with booze is pretty much objectively good and there are zero conseque...
Shut up. We're not IN Equestria!
Oh...where are we then?
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ASK YOU!
Twilight...you're like...a walking magical nexus of power and are friends with a bunch of ponies whose blatant disregard for physics seems enough that they get to ignore it...Why am I even in your like...top five to ask when weird shit happens?
ELSEWHERE
And when I open enough portals to the multiverse, all of existence will be one big party!
Whatever, if we open enough portals to enough alternative dimensions, eventually all my ships will be canon! Law of averages and all that.
By the way, Surprise. Who is your OTP?
That's a s....
If you say, "That's a Suprise" I swear to Celestia I'll open a portal right here to the Full Metal Alchemist anime..the first one!
NOOOOO! The movie ruined all my ships! OK, my OTP is the Brawny mascot and Mr. Clean.
...is THAT why you're always cleaning the house?! So even your household chores are fulfilling some sort strange slash-fic desire...*gasp* no wonder you always moan softly when you clean the floors.
What! Like you're in a position to judge. You forgot your pills one day and suddenly I'm strapped to a chair with a ball gag in my mouth.
You HID my pills and left a bunch of copies of the Pulp Fiction script just lying around!
...How's that Supernatural portal coming? I could really use a Sherlock sandwich with Winchester bread about now...
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
FACTORY STRONG
-polishes own scales-
-growls happily-
Next week... on game stores... @JosifStylin hey kamiya wen is #Bayo2 coming out???
moo
*breaks everything*