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Job Application: Why I should get this job

JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
edited 2013-05-20 16:21:15 in General
Because you have money and I need it

Also, I'm a sexy motherfucker

and I may be naked as I fill out this application

why wouldn't you hire me

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  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Jumpingzombie said:


    why wouldn't you hire me

    Because my boss would fire me after the last time I hired a sick pervert.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Cynicalclock said:


    Jumpingzombie said:


    why wouldn't you hire me

    Because my boss would fire me after the last time I hired a sick pervert.
    you're just jealous because you would have no idea how to fill out an application in the nude
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Jumpingzombie said:


    you're just jealous because you would have no idea how to fill out an application in the nude

    Yeah you're right, I only know how to fill out resignation papers in the nude :(
     
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Jumpingzombie said:


    Cynicalclock said:



    Jumpingzombie said:


    why wouldn't you hire me

    Because my boss would fire me after the last time I hired a sick pervert.
    you're just jealous because you would have no idea how to fill out an application in the nude
    Yeah, well, I bet you have no idea how to fill out your taxes in the nude.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I lounge about my office in The Communications Center in the nude

    Frequently

    ABC Inc welcomes nudists
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Cynicalclock said:

    Jumpingzombie said:


    you're just jealous because you would have no idea how to fill out an application in the nude

    Yeah you're right, I only know how to fill out resignation papers in the nude :(
     
    Don't worry, with time and practice, one day you will be able to.

    Gilda: True, I can only do that semi-nude.

    Anonus: Then why won't you hiiiiire mmmmeeee?
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    This reminds me that there's a coffee shop down the street whose selling point is that the baristas wear bikinis.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    and I may be naked as I fill out this application

    why wouldn't you hire me
    Because you're not wearing a one-piece swimsuit.
    This reminds me that there's a coffee shop down the street whose selling point is that the baristas wear bikinis.
    This is a problem; they should be wearing one-piece swimsuits.
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    glennmagusharvey said:


    and I may be naked as I fill out this application

    why wouldn't you hire me
    Because you're not wearing a one-piece swimsuit.


    You prefer a one-piece swimsuit to nudity?

    What a weirdo.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-05-20 19:57:19
    Do you prefer people with dangly bits, bumpy bits, hairy bits, and other things sticking out?  Or do you prefer people hide those imperfections and present nice, smooth, sleek bodies?
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Women don't have dangly bits, and these days they tend to shave.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Still have bumpy bits.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Clothes have more flair, nudity is a gimmick
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Clothes also have more interesting colors than just skin tones.
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Did you know, Peta used nudity to try and attract people to its cause.

    JZ is ripping off one of Peta's tactics.
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    image

     

  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jumpingzombie said:

    Cynicalclock said:

    Jumpingzombie said:


    you're just jealous because you would have no idea how to fill out an application in the nude

    Yeah you're right, I only know how to fill out resignation papers in the nude :(
     
    Don't worry, with time and practice, one day you will be able to.

    Gilda: True, I can only do that semi-nude.

    Anonus: Then why won't you hiiiiire mmmmeeee?
    You didn't put in an application to work here!
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    Cynicalclock said:

    Did you know, Peta used nudity to try and attract people to its cause.

    JZ is ripping off one of Peta's tactics.

    PETA ripped me off before I ripped them off
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    ^ PETA ripped your clothes off.
  • BeholderBeholder
    Heh, to be honest, nudity (especially when joined with violence) is probably the single reason I am interested in PETA ads. Then again, it also makes me dislike the organization. Go figure.

    Also, I've seen horse-riding in bikini. Now that was a sight
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Mr. Darcy said:

    image

     

    She looks sickly green.
  • JumpingzombieJumpingzombie
    ^Hey now, the green Star Trek people are a proud race
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Orions, to be exact, yes?
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    I thought Orions were blue.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nah, green.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^You're thinking Andorians. The confusion is probably coming from the episode where an Orion assasssin desguised itself an Andorian.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    namely this one


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