Leigh's Song Parodies

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Anyway, I don't really like the song Little Things by One Direction. But Little Things sounds like it's written for a halfling, so I made this parody of it.

Your hand fits in mine like a
needle in hay

But bear this mind, you adventure away

And I'm looking at the map
for the treasure that we seek

And it all makes sense to me


I know you've never loved that you’ve only got three strength

You've never loved your three foot body length 

The way you always wish you were back home at the shire



But i'll love them endlessly 



I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth 

But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to 

I'm in love with you and all these little things



You never like when people think you’re cute

Maybe that's the reason that you try to steal their loot

I wish you wouldn’t try to steal our paladin’s gold

Yes I wish you’d cut it out 





I know you've never loved the sound of your pony’s neigh 

Thirty five pounds is how much you weigh 

You still have to squeeze into mouseholes

But 



You're perfect to me 



I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth

But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to

I'm in love with you and all these little things





I’ll never love an elf half as much as i love you 

You'll never fit in with dwarves darling but i want you to 

If i let you know, i'm here for you

Maybe you'll love yourself like i love you oh and





I've just let these little things slips out of my mouth 

'Cause it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to 

And i'm in love with you (and all these little things) 





I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth 

but if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to 

I'm in love with you, and all your little things.

I've also got a parody of the song Burnin' For You, which is a song I do like, but I felt like making a college-themed parody of it since I'm in college:

Home in the classroom 

Home in the dorm room 

Home doesn’t have room 

For my stuff to be



Home visits on the

Interstate highway

It’s three days away

To see family 



Burned out all day 

Burned out all night 

I don’t have no money to go out tonight

I'm living for giving the bursar his due 



And I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you 

I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you 



Time’s the semester

Time is the quarter 

Just get it over 

Got no time to slow 


Time giving speeches 

Time to get tonguetied

Time ain't on my side 

Time I'll never know 



Burned out all day 

Burned out all night 

I guess I’ll know in three weeks if that test went alright 

I've seen signs of what (failing their asses) went through 



Well I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you 

I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you 



Burned out all day 

Burned out the night 

I can't see no reason to turn out the light 

I'm studying from nine in the night until 2:00



And I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you 

I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning for you