None of these snowclones interest him

Malph

Look at him. He's completely uninterested in them.

Imipolex G

So go get in line for porn or something.

Viani

I told ya that he had his left hand on his face.

PlutoniumFist

We have to get in line?!

What is this, Stalin's Russia?!

Justice4243

See, communism failed because they had to ration porn.

None of this Cold War shit they make in schools and on the History Channel.

Viani

See, communism failed because they had to ration porn.

how do you ration porn if it's free?

Justice4243

It WASN'T in Stalin's Russia.

And that's why the Berlin wall fell.

Viani

It WASN'T in Stalin's Russia.

In a world without internet, or anywhere you could get free porn...that must have been horribly depressing.

"Oi, I'm home, all alone. I guess I will imagine pretty women and touch myself in the corner of this empty room."

Ace Rimmer

The Secret police would arrest you

Viani

Dear God that's horrible.

So on a more serious note, a secret police actually did hunt down and arrest masturbating people?

Ace Rimmer

Depends I think, it might have happened in KSA or somewhere