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(12:48 PM ET) Hollywood: Sarah Jessica Parker to join cast of Friendship is Magic

(Source: The Associated Press)

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(9:51 AM PT) Minnesota: Namesake of Modest Mouse revealed to be a cocky rat

(Source: TIME)

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(10:56 AM MT) Toronto: Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler

(Source: NOW Magazine)

sunn wolf

(17:59 GMT) London: Child, 5, 'raised on Weird Twitter'

(Source: AP)

Icalasari

(AB:ZD 123) Shitposts at an all time high

(Sauce: Heapers)

Sredni Vashtar

(22:44 EST) My Basement: The hostages refuse to sing carols with me; I am disappointed.

(Source: Camcorder)

Salix Babylonika

I don't understand

Icalasari

(Source: Mojave after seeing Nathan do something)

RocketRunner

(12:34 GST) Strange meteorites land in the Tiber River in Italy.

(Source: The Associated Press)

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(8:39 AM ET) Corey Hart reveals he does not know why he wears his sunglasses at night

(source: ABC News)

RocketRunner

(8:00 PM PST) Nephew of Phillip Banks arrives from Philadelphia.

Tre

(11:58 PM EST) Kentucky student claims to have discovered secret to necromancy

(source: Vox)

Tre

(9:03 PM PT) California: Mtn Dew confirmed 'pretty kvlt'

(source: Tumblr)

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(00:49 EST) GMH declares "Vox" to first be a Lagrin reference

(source: The Wonder-Post)

Tre

(2:29 PM EST) Tumblr users continue to reach out of petty spite, as usual

(source: my trashboard)

Tre

(10:39 PM EST) Trump announces plan to introduce legislature requiring all citizens to own cheese-shredding equipment as part of plans to "make America grate again"

(source: CNN)

Tre

(7:44 PM PST) Murdoch: "Fox News is the pinnacle of balanced journalism"

(source: The Wall Street Journal)