Jamming a controller up your butt

Alduin · 2013-03-30 23:21:21

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-bzzt-

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Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-30 23:24:55

Don't even lie: you like it.

Alduin · 2013-03-30 23:26:57

Acererak was found on his apartment floor dead last night. Medical officials declared that Acererak had died from a heart attack induced by shoving a broken PS1 controller up his anus, causing third-degree burns and eventually the complete immolation of his rectum.

Imipolex G · 2013-03-30 23:27:55

there are worse ways

Justice4243 · 2013-03-30 23:39:09

Alduin · 2013-03-30 23:49:11

my anus smells faintly like roast pork

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-30 23:49:43

Are you sure that isn't your dildo?

Viani · 2013-03-31 00:01:48

IMMA RUN AWAY

IMMA RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

Alduin · 2013-03-31 00:04:30

YES

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, MY SUPER NINTENDO'S -NNNNGHH- NEXT

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-31 00:06:13

Viani there are plenty of *other* controllers in the world for you to jam up your butt. You can even have one of mine if you want!

Acererak the SNES is being-jammed-up-peoples-butts-resistant, I hope you know. It will fight back, and it will win.

Jamming a controller up your butt

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