I see you pissed off the cooks before ordering your food at a restaurant

Viani · 2013-03-25 02:25:22

I also like to live dangerously.

Tanya · 2013-03-25 05:54:39

I pissed on the cooks before ordering food at a restaurant once.

completely different outcome.

Viani · 2013-03-25 07:12:22

....wow.

Alduin · 2013-03-25 11:47:57

Cynicalclock said:
I pissed on the cooks before ordering food at a restaurant once.

completely different outcome.

Suffice to say, it was a fine evening for everyone.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-25 15:00:14

Apparently cooks generally don't spit in your food when people piss them off. They attempt to get it right so those people will leave the damn restaurant and their table will be filled with someone who is not a douchebag and is actually likely to tip well.

lee4hmz · 2013-03-25 15:27:05

I pissed on the cooks before ordering food at a restaurant once.

completely different outcome.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-25 15:33:47

I'm pretty sure it's about the same pissing on and pissing off the cooks, but there's a big difference between pissing on and off the cooks.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-25 15:46:15

I closed my eyes, pointed towards the kitchen, and hoped for the best, so I'm not sure...

This is like... Schrodinger's chef over here.

Princess Alice · 2013-03-25 15:48:31

waiterman get me amop

and my spare clothes from the dishwasher

why do you keep spare clothes in the dishawaser cherf

doesn't sthat seem like a sily question now

sigh

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-25 16:06:37

I bet those kinky chefs paid clock to do it!

ProfessorGator · 2013-03-25 21:22:17

STOP INJECTING YOUR SICK FETISHES INTO OUR MEALS!

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-25 21:29:26

Hey, what else was going to flavor that chicken?

Previous Calica · 2013-03-25 21:31:23

Just because it's called jerk chicken doesn't mean it's actually flavored with...

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-26 00:45:23

beef, jerky

I see you pissed off the cooks before ordering your food at a restaurant

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