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Viani · 2013-03-19 05:44:00

how is babby formed

test

boobs

loid is dead

Justice4243 · 2013-03-19 21:33:05

How much zinc do I need to eat to become a robot?

Alduin · 2013-03-20 10:56:36

What makes for a good cum cleaner?

Help I need a fast efficient cum cleaner, my parents are coming over in a day and I need cum cleaned off the table, the chairs, my reeboks, the porcelain dog, the garden gnome, 3 pairs of panties and a butter knife

glennmagusharvey · 2013-03-20 12:10:58

> failing to mention the chandelier, the fifty-foot pole, the Matryoshka dolls, or the box of thumbtacks painted orange

Viani · 2013-03-20 12:55:50

i'm running out of places to put my period blood

are there any banks or storage facilities that can store period blood?

Tanya · 2013-03-20 12:57:07

Viani said:
i'm running out of places to put my period blood

are there any banks or storage facilities that can store period blood?

Recycle, It's not just a green planet anymore.

Tanya · 2013-03-20 12:59:04

Thanks a lot Viani! Way to go! FFS

Section42L · 2013-03-20 13:13:37

What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?

Imipolex G · 2013-03-20 13:16:24

ooh ooh, but you know I'm yours
ooh ooh, and I know you're mine

Alduin · 2013-03-20 13:22:56

glennmagusharvey said:
> failing to mention the chandelier, the fifty-foot pole, the Matryoshka dolls, or the box of thumbtacks painted orange

>Matryoshka dolls

>mistaking smegma for semen

Section42L · 2013-03-20 13:48:54

Imipölex G said:
ooh ooh, but you know I'm yours
ooh ooh, and I know you're mine

Woo hoo, and that's for all time ...

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-20 14:24:53

How do I get him to get me pregnant without him knowing?

Imipolex G · 2013-03-20 21:39:37

>:(

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-20 22:42:00

No not you silly. We've already been there. :D

Viani · 2013-03-20 22:50:41

Earthlight Ray said:
How do I get him to get me pregnant without him knowing?

use a tray

RocketRunner · 2013-03-21 20:22:28

Acererak said:
What makes for a good cum cleaner?

Help I need a fast efficient cum cleaner, my parents are coming over in a day and I need cum cleaned off the table, the chairs, my reeboks, the porcelain dog, the garden gnome, 3 pairs of panties and a butter knife

We'll send you three large wank towels, good for getting the [semen] stains out of any mattress!

Justice4243 · 2013-08-23 23:14:04

Previous Calica · 2013-08-23 23:16:01

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden : i am truley sorry for your lots

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-23 23:17:37

How do i asked question

Anonus · 2013-08-23 23:30:18

^^I never understood why that answer was the way it was

That question had nothing to do with dead babies

Previous Calica · 2013-08-23 23:31:28

it's actually a different question, that Shmorky animated with the first one.

Imipolex G · 2013-08-23 23:37:12

I CAN'T SEE MYSELF ON GOOGLE EARTH!!!! D: D: D:

Tre · 2013-08-24 00:19:52

Section42L said:

Imipölex G said:
ooh ooh, but you know I'm yours
ooh ooh, and I know you're mine
Woo hoo, and that's for all time ...

OO WEE OO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
OH OH AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE
I DUN CURR WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US ANYWAY
I DUN CURR BOUT THAT

Justice4243 · 2013-08-24 00:22:19

I actually thought the first question I posted out of that group was the best.

Viani · 2013-08-26 01:34:26

takes longer since im a boy?

Justice4243 · 2013-10-13 13:10:46

Justice4243 · 2013-10-13 13:11:00

Obā-san · 2013-10-13 13:16:42

c'est moi

Viani · 2013-10-15 10:32:01

Injustice4342 said:

holy shit i love this one

glennmagusharvey · 2013-10-15 11:09:10

I wonder how many of these are Poe's Revolving Door trolling us.

Alduin · 2013-10-15 11:14:16

Ooh yeah, I remember the Dragon Language one back in YF. It caused some minor drama when some guy (I think it was Ukonkivi?) took it too seriously.

Justice4243 · 2013-10-15 12:09:26

DRACULA, LORD OF THIS CASTLE said:
I wonder how many of these are Poe's Revolving Door trolling us.

Viani · 2013-10-19 03:26:37

i remember that dude

i never met more of a fattychan infinite virginboy +3 than that guy

Previous Calica · 2013-11-09 21:19:17

Justice4243 · 2013-11-09 21:20:27

Heh, I remember that one.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-09 22:18:32

What I REALLY want to know is how someone types like that. LIke, what is the spoken analogue of what they typed -- how would they have asked the question in speech? What would it have sounded like? Would it really be as run-on as the lack of punctuation sounds? Or maybe it would sound completely normal and the person isn't a particularly visual person and thus doesn't see a problem with a difference between "nowhere" being one single word and "no where" being two distinct aural emphases of words?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-11-09 22:22:08

as someone who has seen it firsthand, that is how rednecks type (and write, usually).

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-09 22:31:57

Do they really speak every word in a row like that without a pause? Or do they actually pause at places where properly-formatted writing would use commas?

Justice4243 · 2013-11-09 22:46:03

I definitely think there's some sort of dissonance when it comes to the written word and people on the internet.

Alduin · 2013-11-10 05:49:42

Justice4243 said:

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-10 07:12:26

Justice4243 said:
I definitely think there's some sort of dissonance when it comes to the written word and people on the internet.

So I guess it's just me that I think of the written word as a representation of, or basically as instructions for, the spoken words?

Tachyon · 2013-11-10 07:17:27

most of Western thought has traditionally seen the written word that way

probably why people often overlook spelling errors and bad typography

i'd say on the Internet it's difficult to justify seeing the written word that way, given the use of acronyms, emoticons, reaction images, video embeds etc. in regular online conversation

Aliroz · 2013-11-12 21:57:31

I love that "should I tell my parents I'm adopted" one. And the one about Canada Toilet paper.

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2013-11-13 00:16:34

glennmagusharvey said:
I wonder how many of these are Poe's Revolving Door trolling us.

For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to just assume all of them are.

Also

Tachyon · 2013-11-13 00:23:45

these people should not be allowed to own pets

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2013-11-13 00:26:48

Justice4243 · 2013-11-13 01:18:15

I laughed at the last one.

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2013-11-13 01:26:21

And now I'm officially out of animal asks

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-13 03:47:55

You are tempting me to try to ask such a question just for the hell of it.

Anonus · 2013-11-13 05:58:33

Those Rottweiler answerers are assholes, honestly

Anything but TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING VET is a bad answer...if the owner could even get the dog to the vet

Tachyon · 2013-11-13 06:05:45

they'd be assholes if there was any chance the asker wasn't making this up; hopefully nobody actually thinks 'distract him with a small child then hit him with a tire iron' is a good plan

and shooting out the car's tires seems just a little too inconvenient to be plausible, tho stranger things have happened i guess

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