ITT: Half-Giant Hypocritical Characters

Tachyon

"Ah, well, people can be a bit stupid abou' their pets," said Hagrid wisely. Behind him, Buckbeak spat a few ferret bones onto Hagrid's pillow.

Fossilmaiden

Who even feeds a hippogriff something as small as a ferret?

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Gawd knows yeh've had enough ter be gettin' on with. I've seen yeh, practicin' Quidditch ev'ry hour o' the day an' night -- but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value your friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all.

Viani

Aye, that sent'nce be makin' me read thing's in Hagrid's voice, don'cha know now?

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Yer a wizard, Viani. An' a thumpin' good one, once yeh've been trained up a bit.